(insert something here) walks into a bar...

No rhymes this time...So...it's bad joke and punny goodness! :lookaroun

Day One:
JetBlue to Orlando International...Great flight (on time...early even!) and the the flight attendants were :slurp:

A flight attendant walks into a bar...the bartender says, "We don't serve flight attendants here"...the flight attendant says, "Why not?" The bartender says, "Because you always try use the stool as a floatation device"

We arrive at the airport and head on to the timeshare (Vistana). We meet up with some family friends that were there and head on over to Epcot. While we're there, we meet up with this lady with the brightest orange hair ever (I'll post pics when I get a chance) and she's the biggest Yanks fan...and she was badgering us :lol: .

A Yankees player walks into the bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve Yankees players here." The Yankees player says, "Why not?" The bartender says, "Because you seem to have a knack for choking"
(awaits flaming :lol: )

Epcot had the F&W Festival going on...so we decided to partake in some delectables from around the world. Baked Ziti & Sausage :slurp: The Poddington beer was AWESOME...I highly recommend it...and the Guiness Soup...BRILLIANT!

A sausage walks into a bar...the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve sausages in here" and the Sausage says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because I heard you were a pig."

We hit Mission:Space, Test Track, The Land, and SSE and then we went to eat at the ESPN Zone to watch the Red Sox and partake in greasy goodness.

An astronaut walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve astronauts in here." The astronaut says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because you just sit around and take up space."

After we caught a couple of innings of the Sox/Yanks game we headed back to Epcot to watch Illuminations. That show is still breathtaking after all the times I've seen it. From there, we headed back to the resort to watch the rest of that LONG but nailbiting game.

A firecracker walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve any fireworks in here." The firecracker says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Frankly, we can't take the risk of one of you having a short fuse...and you'll always find a dud in a bunch."

 

[CAPTAIN HOOK]

Keep the report coming.........................

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "why the long face"

 

[nicholas]

...and the the flight attendants were :slurp:

Um...YEAH THEY ARE!

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Day Two:

First stop...MGM. We walk through the gates and try to get a priority seating for Fantasmic. No such luck with 8 of us. Soooo...we decide to just do Hollywood & Vine a little earlier without the package. After the PS was made, we headed down (of course)...Sunset and went on the Tower. (Best ride I've ever had on it...it was drop after drop after drop :lol: ).

The Tower of Terror walks into a bar (just go with it). The bartender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve Towers of Terror in here." The Tower says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because you always seem to drop in and tell us 13 long and dark stories."

After the tower...we just walked around and did some shopping. We then headed to visit our Muppet friends and see how the construction is coming along on the LMA show.

A muppet walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve muppets in here." The muppet says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because we find it odd that there's a guy that hides behind the bar when he orders the drinks."

Now it's time for WWtbaMPI. All ten of us got to sit in the fast finger seats on the stage. I had the number one spot up until the end when I got bumped to fourth .

A millionaire walks into a bar...and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve millionaire's in here." The millionaire says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because I said so...and that's my final answer!"

Time to eat...so we head up to the front of Hollywood and Vine and put our name in. We didn't have the Fantasmic package remember? But...the girl at the desk asked for our name...and one of our friends says, "Alan Jackson" (that's his real name)...the girl thought it was THE Alan Jackson...so she said, "You want the Fantasmic package right?" So...we said of course (the lady behind us was so excited because she thought it was the real AJ too :lol: ). Dinner was very good. I've tried all of the restaurants that offer the Fantasmic Package and I can say H&V is the best.

Alan Jackson walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we can't serve you sir." Alan says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because you keep chasing our neon rainbows and won't let us rock the jukebox."

Off to Fantasmic...and...yeah...wait til you see the pic I have. The storm clouds raged in, the lightning was incredible...and what's that? Could that be a funnel cloud in the distance? (Really though, the ominous clouds really added to the effect of Fantasmic).

Ursula walks into a bar...the bartender puts a smile on his face and says, "What can I get you little lady?" and Ursula says, "Whuh? Why are you serving me??? You have YET to serve anything else that walks into this bar." The bartender says, "Well, ok...I gotta tell you, I'm a sucker for tentacles."

Back to the resort to watch the rest of the longest game in playoff history :lol: .

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Day Three:

Off to Epcot again...since we didn't really get to do the F&W and walk around World Showcase, we decided to do that. First stop. We needed to waste away in Margaritaville so Mango Margaritas for everyone. I actually got two girls in line (with Yankees hats on) to get the "Let's Go Red Sox" chant going right in line. (This right before game 6) (Ok, so it cost me two margaritas but it was worth it :lol: ). After the margaritas we went on El Rio De Tiempo, shopped around in Mexico, and then headed for Norway.

A Viking walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve vikings in here." The viking says, "Vy Not?" and the bartender says, "Fjord information...it's because you're ."

After holding our breath and trying to avoid the smelly Geir Ness perfume, we headed for China, then onto Germany for some pretzels and *burp* beer. The train set is back and working although...the hidden Mickey that once resided in the castle tower has vanished! (A Pic of this hidden Mickey is in my photoalbum).

A german walks into a bar...the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve germans in here." The German says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because if there is a fire...we can't have two liederhosen here" (Leader Hose...wow...now I'm stretching)

Alright...the trek around WS is complete and it's off to Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party. We saw it all and it was really fun. From the headless horseman to the free candy...what more could you ask for? Oh yeah...NO CROWDS!!! :sohappy: The perimeter fireworks were great as always...but I have a question, why do they do Fantasy in the Skies and not Wishes?

The headless horseman walks into a bar, the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve headless horsemen in here" and the Horseman says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Heck, how could we, we don't even serve BEER with a head!"

Time to head back...the game was over and the Sox tied up the series by now

 

[Atta83]

:lol: These are great!!!

 

[Wilt Dasney]

when you get to Game 7, can I mention how my good mojo flying into Logan that day and watching the game in Sox Nation made the difference and turned it from a close game into a blowout?

 

[tigsmom]

Sounds like you had a great trip & it was nice & quiet without a certain fan crowing after each Sox win. :lol: :kiss:



Ps. the Yanks open the '05 road season in Fenway.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Day Four:

Time for the Animal Kingdom. The Festival of the Lion King is just amazing (I've seen it before...but I absolutely love this show). We pretty much did everything except Triceratop Spin, Flights of Wonder, Tarzan, and the Pocahontas show. Everest is just H-U-G-E and it's looking AWESOME! The gorillas were active as well as the tigers! Lions...sleeping as usual.

Tarzan walks into a bar...and the bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, but we can't serve you." and Tarzan says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because we don't serve...vine...only beer and the hard stuff"

After the Animal Kingdom, we headed back to the resort to sit by the pool and change before heading out to dinner at the California Grille for our Wishes viewing! (If you haven't done this...DO IT!). It's a bit pricey but it's well worth it for the ambience and view (And the food was great...I loved the three-cheese potatoes!).

A wish walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't allow wishes in here" and the wish says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Well, because I hate when you get on the bar." and the wish says, "Why?" and the bartender says, "When you have a wish upon a bar, it makes no difference where you are!"

This day was very relaxing...until we got the score of the Yanks/Sox game...and...ladies and gentlemen...THE RED SOX ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Day Five:

Funai Classic was going on...so we got fairway passes and followed some golfers around. It was fun...we got to see Vijay, Duvall, Howell III, Fred Funk, among others.

A golfer walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve golfers in here." the golfer says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Because you like clubs...not bars"

After the golf...we headed over to Universal for Halloween Horror Nights...(see thread in Universal Forum).

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Day Six:

Today, I was on a mission. My mission was to get a Get Well card signed by the characters for my cousin who is on the road to recovery. I ran around the parks and managed to get 27 autographs in one day! :sohappy:
I would like to thank the great CM's who helped me accomplish this...namely, "Amanda" in Town Square. I seemed to get to the characters JUST as they were leaving every time...and...EVERY CM allowed me to get the "last autograph" before they went backstage. The best characters I met..."Tweedle Dee/Dum, Ariel, and Cinderella" Dum/Dee must've joked around with me for a good 5 minutes before they went backstage. This day made me feel the Magic more than any other day on my trip.

Cinderella: "Who's this for?"
Me: My cousin, she got into a coach accident not too long ago.
Cinderella: "Oh, I'm so sorry, sometimes those mice just don't know how to steer."

The Fairy Godmother walks into a bar...the bartender says, "What will you have madam?" and the Fairy Godmother says, "I'll have a Sam Adams." The bartender gives her a plastic towel for around her neck and a little one for the beer. The Fairy Godmother says, "What are these for?" the Bartender says, "Well, it's a bib for the bottle and you" :lookaroun

After I left the Magic Kingdom...I headed over to Epcot to meet up with the rest of the clan because we had a priority seating for my dad's birthday at Marrakesh. The food was EXCELLENT and I highly recommend it to anybody! (Yes, I do remember the food...even with the belly dancers around us).

A moroccan walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We're not serving you, I once saw a poster with you on it and it said not to accept checks from you." The Moroccan said, "Whuh? Are you sure it was me?" and the bartender says, "I know it was you...Names I'm not good with but I never forget a fez."

After the dinner, we went BACK to the MK as a group to see SpectroMagic and Wishes one last time..and of course...one last ride on the Haunted Mansion. We also had a Buzz tournament (3 cars...combined highest score of each car got free churros and drinks!). I came in second in the Buzz tournament...but oh well...at Universal I won the MIB tournament

A ghost walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve ghosts in here." The ghost says, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "No ghosts served here...just spirits."

Now...the Red Sox have won game 1! :sohappy:

Next morning we were leaving...and it meant a good thing and a bad thing.

Bad thing: I was leaving WDW
Good Thing: I got to see those :slurp: y flight attendants again!

I can't wait to go back!
(Thanks for reading! :wave: )

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Nothing about the Red Sox walking into a bar.

c'mon, there must be one more in ya.

 

[GaryT977]

Freak boy gives great trip report!!

 

[tenchu]

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would notice.

(Feel free to change the two blondes for any of the womenfolk on the board. Especially Milfy. :animwink: )

Nice report freaky.

:wave:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Nothing about the Red Sox walking into a bar.

c'mon, there must be one more in ya.

Ok, the Patriots and the Red Sox walk into a bar...the bartender says, "Sorry guys, we can't serve any of you." The guys say, "Why not?" and the bartender says, "Well, for you Patriots...we don't need you streaking around the place...and for the Red Sox...We don't have Manny stools available and we don't have Millar Lite on tap."

 

[barnum42]

All these bar jokes? Were you perchance influenced by the pre-Fantasmic streetmosphere players at MGM?

Great report, loved the new slant.

 

[Irrawaddy Erik]

Bri you never cease to amaze me.....*bows down in subservience*

The 99 blanks walk into a bar is on of my FAVORITE streetmasphere routine of all.

 

[TURKEY]

Day Three:



After holding our breath and trying to avoid the smelly Neir Gess perfume, we headed for China, then onto Germany for some pretzels and *burp* beer. The train set is back and working although...the hidden Mickey that once resided in the castle tower has vanished! (A Pic of this hidden Mickey is in my photoalbum).

Avoiding Neir Gess???

Is that why there is this
http://photoalbums.wdwmagic.com/sho...5348db5dc059953755de94c&sort=1&cat=500&page=1 in your photo album?

:wave:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Bri you never cease to amaze me.....*bows down in subservience*

The 99 blanks walk into a bar is on of my FAVORITE streetmasphere routine of all.

Yep Barnum and Erik...that's where it came from (I was wondering who would catch it!) it's my favorite routine also! :sohappy:

TURKEY!!! STOP IT!!! And I must've had lysdexia when I typed that because it's Geir Ness...not Neir Gess :lol:

 

[Jenngusto]

Awesome report! It was Fantasmic! Love the jokes!