I'm Not A Fat'ist But

[Mr Lightbeer]

I read recently that America accounts for one fifth of the worlds population yet it consumes half of the worlds food. Yep that was 1/5 population -1/2 food.If eating was an olympic event the Americans would take gold, silver and bronze.The last time we visited we had breakfast at Dunkin'Doughnuts one guy ate twelve all to himself in about twenty minutes,in the U.K. he'd be on the 10 o'clock news for such a fete.I myself am two stone overweight but I feel like a runt in Flod,and its not like the cuisine is up too much either.Its steak,ribs,steak,chicken,steak,steak and more steak.If you want anything decent you have to find a nice French or Italian restaurant.I'm not saying English cuisine is any better ,we eat more curry than the Indians in fact curry is now officially our national dish ,but why are you all so fat!

 

[Tramp]

Put me in the category of 'culinary exuberance.' Even I couldn't eat 12 Dunkin Doughnuts....in one sitting.

OK, OK Mr. Lightbeer...let's see a picture of yourself....c'mon!
We all want to see if Arnie Schwartzenager has anything to worry about....lol.

Oh....how many pounds = a stone?

 

[DisneyPhD]

To quote the great American Icon Homer Simpson ... "mmmmmmmmmmm donuts"

 

[disneyqueen]

We super size everything when we go out to eat! No one seems to cook at home anymore!

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

Originally posted by Tramp
Put me in the category of 'culinary exuberance.' Even I couldn't eat 12 Dunkin Doughnuts....in one sitting.

OK, OK Mr. Lightbeer...let's see a picture of yourself....c'mon!
We all want to see if Arnie Schwartzenager has anything to worry about....lol.

Oh....how many pounds = a stone?

ermm just gimme a couple of days to superimpose my head onto Brad Pitt's body

A: 14

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by Mr Lightbeer


ermm just gimme a couple of days to superimpose my head onto Brad Pitt's body

No need for that just post a picture of me. No clever tinkering needed. I am, quite literally gorgeous!!

 

[Mr Lightbeer]

Originally posted by markymark


No need for that just post a picture of me. No clever tinkering needed. I am, quite literally gorgeous!!

Hey accountants aren't gorgeous!
They're just RICH, usually with my money
I was thinking when I saw your post"I bet that was markymark stuffing his face with doughnuts"

 

[markymark]

I am both gorgeous, and stuffing my face with doughnuts. However, unfortunately I am still quite a long way from rich! I manage to keep my "buff" physique by using an extremely strenuous workout, comprising of sitting in front of a computer, eating a variety of tasty snacks, and drinking a variety of refreshing beverages(mmmmmmmmmmm beer!)

 

[Ariel]

You guys are too much!! I didn't know we were in the company of so many studly men here...I'm impressed Will the real Brad Pitt please stand up?

 

[markymark]

IT'S ME!! I'S ME!! Don't listen to that Lightbeer chappy.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

 

[Ariel]

Oooh. Things are getting interesting now...Tell me Brad, how DO you find the time to act in a variety of movies, maintain an active lifestyle (which seems to include working out and eating various pastries simultaneously), attend what I am sure are MANY celebrity parties and STILL have time to post here?? I am very intrigued. Do you use your accountant profession as a cover? I wonder if we have any other celebrities here?? Of course, I won't blow my cover....

 

[dopey]

<<<<< mel gibson.

 

[Tramp]

Isn't it funny that the guys in chat rooms or on message boards all claim to look like the Marlboro Man....and the women claim to look like Cindy Crawford........in fact....most of the guys probably look like Joe Camel and the women look like "Broderick" Crawford. 10-4?

 

[JBloom1029]

I'm Jonathan Bloom(a couple of years ull know that name well)

 

[markymark]

Originally posted by Ariel
Oooh. Things are getting interesting now...Tell me Brad, how DO you find the time to act in a variety of movies, maintain an active lifestyle (which seems to include working out and eating various pastries simultaneously), attend what I am sure are MANY celebrity parties and STILL have time to post here?? I am very intrigued. Do you use your accountant profession as a cover? I wonder if we have any other celebrities here?? Of course, I won't blow my cover....

It's not easy, but I achieve it by having a very fast plane,many doubles, and making up a complete tissue of lies to make me sound more interesting than I actually am!

 

[Ariel]

I may need to borrow one of those planes sometime...I only have one Hey Tramp - I admit, I'm not Cindy Crawford. You got me there...You can just call me Julia Roberts if you'd like Over and out...

 

[MISS MINNIE]

Im not a fat'ist but...

I thought here in the UK Accountants were usually classed as "boring"

I am sure that doesnt include you but what do you have to say in your defence??

I sure you are very rich too..

I work for solicitors and they come in sort of the same category..



>>>>>>Robbie Williams yehhh

 

[markymark]

Me boring !! HA HA!!

Unfortunately not rich as don't work for an accountacy firm - I'm in the public sector. Just doing my bit to keep the country running smoothly.
Working in the PS means that I get the job title of accountant without actually being fully qualified, and therefore not as boring as people may think.
So there we go, job title makes me sound richer than I actually am! I am sorry for any confusion caused and hope my new apparent poverty will not make you all think any less of me

I am still absolutely gorgeous though
Not to mention my dazzling wit and good ole English charm.

 

[Zweiland]

I'm Jonathan Bloom(a couple of years ull know that name well)

It's been more than a couple of years. Still waiting...

 

[Nemo14]

I miss Tramp.