I take my shirt off on Splash Mountain and no ones ever said a thing

[GenerationX]

"So You've Decided to Unleash the Beast"

 

[Runmyhorse]

Is it just me but that looks like Jim carrey in ace venture.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Is it just me but that looks like Jim carrey in ace ventura.

 

[erstwo]

This. thread. is. amazing.
Page 2 for the win!

Thanks for the laughs!

 

[Allym146]

Mostly I worry about my pants because I don't want to look like I've made tinkles. So, off they come.

I had to sign in today just to like your post. I started laughing uncontrollably and my husband looked at me like I was crazy.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Unless you happen to look like this...

Please keep your shirt on.

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Even if you do look like that, please keep your shirt on. It would be too distracting; I'm here to see the ride.

 

[JenniferS]

But heaven help us if a girl should ever go toplss! All hell breaks loose.

It's legal here in Ontario.

Nobody does it. But we could, if we wanted to.

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

It's legal here in Ontario.

Nobody does it. But we could, if we wanted to.

Good.

 

[graphite1326]

I took my shirt & shoes off on a ride at Hershey Park. But, you got totally soaked.

They had lockers right next to where you get on just for that.

 

[BuddyThomas]

This guys should be given permission to ride Splash Mountain shirtless whenever he likes.

 

[PhilharMagician]

This guys should be given permission to ride Splash Mountain shirtless whenever he likes.


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Where did you get that picture of me?

 

[Goofyernmost]

Unless you happen to look like this...

Please keep your shirt on.

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Even if you do look like that, please keep your shirt on. It would be too distracting; I'm here to see the ride.

This may be sharing too much information, but my body looks exactly like that. Unfortunately, a very thick layer of fat currently covers it.

It's legal here in Ontario.

Nobody does it. But we could, if we wanted to.

To cold, eh?

 

[JillC LI]

I had to sign in today just to like your post. I started laughing uncontrollably and my husband looked at me like I was crazy.

Yes, I'm reading this thread at work and desparately trying to stifle laughs!

 

[rob0519]

For a few years now I will take my shirt of on splash mountain and tuck it away so I don't walk around with a soaked shirt. I have never gotten any issues about it and I have heard people get called out for the pa. Has anyone ever gotten in trouble for that?

Man up! It's just a wet Tshirt. Do you take off all your clothes in the middle of MK when it rains so you don't have to walk around in wet clothes?

 

[sshindel]

Do you take off all your clothes in the middle of MK when it rains so you don't have to walk around in wet clothes?

Oh, don't go telling me that is frowned upon as well?!?

Might as well just stop going to the parks...

 

[BEARSHOUSE4]

Call me crazy, but I liken this to smoking in public. I was in fantasyland once during a downpour. We were all huddled under an overhang and someone in my party lit up a cigarette. I will never forget the looks or the many languages all at once voicing their displeasure. The smoke went out quickly.....I imagine if the reaction was the same to the shirtless dude, he'd put it back on quickly.

 

[Nemo14]

Man up! It's just a wet Tshirt. Do you take off all your clothes in the middle of MK when it rains so you don't have to walk around in wet clothes?

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Redsky89]

 

[AngryEyes]

I take my pants off on Kali to avoid them from getting wet in the large splash on the bottom of the hill.

I also take all my clothes off in the Tiki Room, but that's for a totally different reason

So you're the reason they always have to wake up the glee club...

 

[FutureCEO]

Am I the only one who thinks Splash Mountain is rather tame for a drop? I've ridden in the first row and yes I have gotten wet but not completely soaked like Kali River. And you really don't need a poncho unless your allergic to water.