I Found Katiebug 2.0

[Tavernacle12]

I like the fact that she’s making a very good case for why children and their parents shouldn’t be allowed in the parks. The millennial is having a far better time being childless there.

Also... if the line for pretzels was long how is it one woman at the front of the line’s fault? And if only moms with kids can enter the parks what’s the point of them being able to skip lines?

 

[Paper straw fan]

People just have to stop naming their kids Aiden, Tyler, Cooper and the like. Ya think a Joe, John or Tommy are crying about a damn pretzel!

Joe would probably help a CM fix a toilet main, John just wants a hot dog, Tommy may get tanked and try to fight me because I was ‘lookin at his girl funny’ but yeah, no tears for a pretzel!

Aiden, Bayden, Jayden, and for girls Hailey, Bayley, Cayley...a guy at my work told us he had a ‘special name’ he’d thought up for his kid, and it was just Caden. I think he expected us to kill, make love to and eat a grizzly bear after hearing it because our brains couldn’t handle the level of awesome coming from his beautiful mind.

 

[Demarke]

Someone is regretting she ever had children...

Her husband?

 

[Paper straw fan]

Her husband?

You win this thread.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Here's my question to this person: Why would you ever wait 3 hours in a line for anything at WDW, let alone with a toddler?

Talk to the people who braved that wait on Presidents day weekend on Flight of Passage...

 

[zurgandfriend]

People just have to stop naming their kids Aiden, Tyler, Cooper and the like. Ya think a Joe, John or Tommy are crying about a damn pretzel!

I showed this thread to my DW. She says Aiden comes from Sex and the City, she also said if she has another boy will she name him Mr. Big?

 

[Goofyernmost]

I was recently physically assaulted by two mothers who each had eight children who called me vicious slurs of being childless and single. One threw the contents of a juice box on me and the other kept yelling "MAFA" from the political chant "Make America Fecund Again!"

Listen, without offspring in large quantities how are we expected to run our farms and feed "merica". America procreate our way to a better life!"

 

[Goofyernmost]

Here's my question to this person: Why would you ever wait 3 hours in a line for anything at WDW, let alone with a toddler?

Exactly... if anyone is foolish enough to stand in line for 3 hours to see a freaking theme park attraction, they deserve that day that they will never get back in their lives.

 

[Dead2009]

For all we know, this could be her.

 

[Prince-1]

Women like that shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

Of course she does. The internet needs someone to mock and feel superior too.

 

[danyoung56]

Wow - just wow! Aside from all the frothing at the mouth, her basic premise - that WDW is only for kids or families with kids, and I as a single park stormer should be banned - wow!

 

[HauntedPirate]

People just have to stop naming their kids Aiden, Tyler, Cooper and the like. Ya think a Joe, John or Tommy are crying about a damn pretzel!

Hey, we named one of our kids Aiden almost 13 years ago. Are we bad?

This is why cruises are becoming more attractive to us - There's no crying about anything. Want ice cream? Go get some. Want fries? Go get some. Pizza? Have at it. Order room service? Just make sure you tip them.

 

[NiarrNDisney]

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Bitter party of one your ADR is ready...

 

[Club Cooloholic]

Hey, we named one of our kids Aiden almost 13 years ago. Are we bad?

This is why cruises are becoming more attractive to us - There's no crying about anything. Want ice cream? Go get some. Want fries? Go get some. Pizza? Have at it. Order room service? Just make sure you tip them.

Just got off the Disney Magic last week. My 9 yr old daughter ordered the adult sirloin steak, rare every meal. Heck they even cut it for her. I was just kidding around, Aiden is one of my friends kids.

 

[Beacon Joe]

It's a troll job y'all. Not real.

It certainly has the makings of a marginally successful copypasta.

 

[Paper straw fan]

Hey, we named one of our kids Aiden almost 13 years ago. Are we bad?

This is why cruises are becoming more attractive to us - There's no crying about anything. Want ice cream? Go get some. Want fries? Go get some. Pizza? Have at it. Order room service? Just make sure you tip them.

13 years ago that name was unique. Now it’s just gone mainstream for every steakhead Irish parent to think they have this unique name because it’s not John.

My name got semi popular around 2000, before that I’d only known one other person with it personally (it’s not Xzxxraffio or anything, just not super common for a while) so it happens- not your fault you, or my parents, were ahead of the game. I bet lil Ade was surprised the first time someone called his name but wasn’t directed at him.

I keep needling prospective parents to go super old school and name their kid like ‘Maude’, ‘Gus’ or ‘Earl’. Flip the script. You may blow mines in the kids preschool class when little Belinda shows up for the first day.

Also I now wish my parents had taken me on a cruise as a kid. I’d have spent the entire trip eating ice cream, swimming and organizing an international waters game of hide and seek on the boat.

 

[Raineman]

It certainly has the makings of a marginally successful copypasta.

The thing is though, I think we all know that there are people out there that think like this, so something like this is not out of the realm of possibility.

 

[Dunston]

Facebook Mom Goes Ham Must See

 

[Tony the Tigger]

We have seen this before somewhere.

 

[MickeyCB]

If real, just....