I Found Katiebug 2.0

[cdeev8690]

Hahaha I saw this about a month ago. It was shared on one of the Disney facebook groups I'm part of. I still don't believe that it's real. So many people troll those groups just to get reactions and go viral. Because who needs happiness when you can just go viral on the internet?

 

[larryz]

I don't know why she didn't just order up a pretzel with the MDE app and pick it up at the pick up window.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Either way... I still weep for the future.

 

[Minthorne]

See I think it is just the opposite - all children should be banned from Disney.

Even Disney doesn't want kids in their parks - they make them turn into Adults at 10 years old.

Time to just make all admission Adult priced...and under 3 should cost double!

Stop kids from ruining Disney!!

 

[NickMaio]

We really need a troll under a bridge emoji.

 

[Andrew C]

One time this lady told us off in a FP line because we were trailing too close behind (I am assuming?) her family as we were walking through. She said very sarcastically, "it is obvious that don't have kids and are in a rush, so go ahead and pass." DW and I were so confused....lol. Also, we did have a kid...she was just too small to ride splash at that time

 

[Ricky Spanish]

I'd love to see this woman call my wife names and take her Mickey pretzel.
She is a kick boxer.
Poor Aiden would be crying after that!

 

[LeighM]

And this happily childless woman will be laughing all the way to the pretzel stand during my next WDW trip

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Oh the KatieBugs

 

[ppete1975]

I was a bit confused when I first read it-she talks about waiting to get a pretzel, then she mentions a 3 hour wait in line. Did they recently put a pretzel stand near the end of the FoP standby queue?

they now come in instagramable buckets

 

[MisterPenguin]

I was recently physically assaulted by two mothers who each had eight children who called me vicious slurs of being childless and single. One threw the contents of a juice box on me and the other kept yelling "MAFA" from the political chant "Make America Fecund Again!"

 

[Paper straw fan]

There was never any doubt the son would be named Aiden.

 

["El Gran Magnifico"]

I hope someone reaches out and invites her over here.

 

[ninjaprincesst]

Sorry pyscho katiebug like woman, Disney is for everyone, and I have been going since I was a kid my daughter was raised on Disney and we continue to go back even though she is now an adult. And if your kid is throwing a fit and you have to chase them around that's on you, mine never threw a fit at Disney and I never had to chase her, raise them right and you won't be so exhausted.

 

[zurgandfriend]

My DW and I did “Disney with child” for years. We are finally at a point in life where we can go by ourselves and move at our own pace. Should they ban older people too? Unless of course they are with grandchildren. If this post is real, it must be magic being married to her.

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Oh man.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

It's a troll job y'all. Not real.

 

[PiXie Mom]

It's a troll job y'all. Not real.

Care to share proof of this? There have been enough meltdowns and instances of crazy people like this to make me wonder.

 

[rodserling27]

Here's my question to this person: Why would you ever wait 3 hours in a line for anything at WDW, let alone with a toddler?

 

[Club Cooloholic]

People just have to stop naming their kids Aiden, Tyler, Cooper and the like. Ya think a Joe, John or Tommy are crying about a damn pretzel!