Huggle thread!

[MKCP 1985]

Funny stuff there, Judd.

Hello and huggles to all the Hugglers. I said I was going to begone for awhile, but the allure is still too strong right now, so I guess I was wrong and won't be going away for good just now.

I did find these for our man speck while I was away: Speck's Pants No need for nekkie when a guy can have 30 pairs of funny pants in his closet and everybody loves when he shows up in town.

As for the rest, I know I said I'd bring you back some goodies, but since I cut my sabattical short, I didn't get my shopping done. Christmas is coming, you know?

Kirsten, put me on the list when you send news clips of your buddy Shamu rocking with the USS Reagan. I feel your pain on that 2:00 a.m. rise and shine, but at least it is for a cause you love doing, right? RIGHT?!!! Hey, someday when you and Shamu go your separate ways, you will look back and think, "Man, I wish I could remember those days . . . Maybe if I'd gotten some sleep!"

Huggle on! :wave:

 

[speck76]

Funny stuff there, Judd.

I did find these for our man speck while I was away: Speck's Pants No need for nekkie when a guy can have 30 pairs of funny pants in his closet and everybody loves when he shows up in town.

Huggle on! :wave:

Why does everyone want me to wear pants....life is so much better pantless!

 

[xfkirsten]

Funny stuff there, Judd.

Hello and huggles to all the Hugglers. I said I was going to begone for awhile, but the allure is still too strong right now, so I guess I was wrong and won't be going away for good just now.

I did find these for our man speck while I was away: Speck's Pants No need for nekkie when a guy can have 30 pairs of funny pants in his closet and everybody loves when he shows up in town.

As for the rest, I know I said I'd bring you back some goodies, but since I cut my sabattical short, I didn't get my shopping done. Christmas is coming, you know?

Kirsten, put me on the list when you send news clips of your buddy Shamu rocking with the USS Reagan. I feel your pain on that 2:00 a.m. rise and shine, but at least it is for a cause you love doing, right? RIGHT?!!! Hey, someday when you and Shamu go your separate ways, you will look back and think, "Man, I wish I could remember those days . . . Maybe if I'd gotten some sleep!"

Huggle on! :wave:

Welcome back!!!!

Will do! I have a news clip of me at the JTA grand opening, too, that I haven't gotten around to putting on the computer yet. I want to bring my digital camera with me to the event on Friday, but I'm not sure if that's kosher.

-Kirsten

 

[MerHearted]

I had another Magic dream. This time it was me and BJ. We were going to Disneyland but the journey to get there was difficult, LOTR-style. We had to fight off giant leeches during a thunderstorm to get to DL. And then we finally got to DL and called Kirsten to join us but she couldn't. She was in jail! Gosh, my imagination goes nuts sometimes. :lol: :lookaroun

 

[DMC-12]

pre-TGIF Huggles to the whole crew! :wave:


Well... my weekend is booked solid already :lol: :hammer: Gotta head into the city on Sat... and pick up Gramps.. and head up to Wisconsin so he can visit mom.....

Then.. On Sunday... I am going to the Bristol Renaissance faire http://www.renfair.com/bristol/index.php I have wanted to go for the longest time... finally.. I am going this Sunday with a friend.. :sohappy: :sohappy:

 

[DisneyJill]

Happy Thursday Huggles to all from my big girl job!!!! :wave:

 

[barnum42]

Then.. On Sunday... I am going to the Bristol Renaissance faire

One of the American Bristols! I live in the original. Out of curiosity are you aware that "Bristols" is a British slang term, and what it is a slang term for?

 

[MouseMadness]

Barnum, I think you can assume we have no clue what it's slang for, so tell us! :lol:

And Vince, just wait until the next dream when I rise from the dead and am running rampant!!

 

[wsapooh]

I need some huggles, guys.

On Monday, my parent's dog (who I loved so much she may as well have been mine) had to be put to sleep. We found out she had cancer and there was nothing that could be done for her. She was a beautiful 100 pound 9 year old golden retriever named Cinnamon. It was so devastating because we had no warning. My dad walked in to the vet with her thinking she was just a little sick. He walked out of the vet by himself with her leash in his hand.
I went to visit my parents that night and got sent home with 2 grocery bags filled with her things - to pass on to my dogs. Bowls, leads, leashes, bones, and all her toys. I tried to go through the bags that night and put everything away but I couldn't do it. I broke down and cried like I haven't cried in years. The next morning I woke up with my eyes swollen shut (literally!) from crying so hard. I felt better after I had let it all out but the tears still spring to my eyes occasionally.... like now.

I could sure use some huggles.

 

[wdwhoneymooner]

I need some huggles, guys.

On Monday, my parent's dog (who I loved so much she may as well have been mine) had to be put to sleep.

I could sure use some huggles.

*sends all the Huggles I have left in reserve*

All the best, girl......

 

[barnum42]

I need some huggles, guys.

Huggles coming you way from me.

 

[barnum42]

Barnum, I think you can assume we have no clue what it's slang for, so tell us! :lol:

It's a slang term for Lady's mamiform protuberances :lookaroun



The full ryhming term would be "Bristol Dockers" (after the workers at the now defunct dock yards).

 

[JBSLJames]

Huggles to all and to all a Huggle night!!!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates ______ by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to learn.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) '

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have ______ for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

 

[stranger]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

It makes me wonder how this was figured out...I mean, there is no piggy video out there, right? :lookaroun

 

[DMC-12]

One of the American Bristols! I live in the original. Out of curiosity are you aware that "Bristols" is a British slang term, and what it is a slang term for?

Well.. its (Bristol) the name of the town actually right on the Wisconsin/Illinois border... other than that.. you lost me. :lol: :wave:

Please... fill me in... if you cant.. then PM me the details...lol

 

[JBSLJames]

It makes me wonder how this was figured out...I mean, there is no piggy video out there, right? :lookaroun

I think it was either Kermit and Miss Piggies "Lost Weekend Video" or Porky the Pig's '69 vacation video, "Getting Porked in Porkopolis"

 

[stranger]

I think it was either Kermit and Miss Piggies "Lost Weekend Video"

That reminds me of a Miss Piggy and Kermit joke, but I don't think it's suitable for this board.

Edit:
I prefer not to leave that part of the joke because there are kids who read these boards.

 

[speck76]

That reminds me of a Miss Piggy and Kermit joke, but I don't think it's suitable for this board........

 

[stranger]

Oh Speck, you had to quote me.

 

[speck76]

Oh Speck, you had to quote me.

:zipit: