Huggle thread!

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by tigsmom
OK, my age is showing cause I had to look this one up. :lol:
(yes, I knew it wasn't a "bad word").

Here is what I found.....

"metrosexual" describes an individual with whom you're already familiar. New York Times says he's a straight urban male who's willing, even eager, to embrace his feminine side. He's unafraid to be complimented on his clothing or mistaken for being gay. He stocks his medicine cabinet with prestige grooming products, maintains an impressive up-to-date wardrobe, and visits chic salons for a variety of men's esthetic services that include hairstyling, facials, manicures, and body hair removal.

Jer, are you in there? :lol:

Everything but the "chic salons" and "feminine side"... and that could be me. :lol: :wave:

 

[garyhoov]

Garyhoovsexual: Straight suburban male. Willing to embrace his feminine side if he could find it. He's unafraid to be complemented on his clothing (but that will never happen) or mistaken for being gay (again, that's not going to happen). He doesn't have a medicine cabinet, but he's got some Q-Tips, nail clippers and a tooth brush in a box under the sink. He has underwear that would be legally able to vote and drink in most states. He gets his hair cut by the same woman who's done it for the past 15 years (because she's the quickest one he's ever found). He generally gets his hair cut every 2 months or whenever he begins frightening small children (whichever comes first). He will not sit still long enough for hairstyling, facials, manicures. Body hair removal!?!? Are you kiding me?!

Generally speaking, he'd just rather be riding a motorcyle really, really fast.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by tigsmom
OK, my age is showing cause I had to look this one up. :lol:
(yes, I knew it wasn't a "bad word").

Here is what I found.....

"metrosexual" describes an individual with whom you're already familiar. New York Times says he's a straight urban male who's willing, even eager, to embrace his feminine side. He's unafraid to be complimented on his clothing or mistaken for being gay. He stocks his medicine cabinet with prestige grooming products, maintains an impressive up-to-date wardrobe, and visits chic salons for a variety of men's esthetic services that include hairstyling, facials, manicures, and body hair removal.

Jer, are you in there? :lol:

If Jer's not...I certainly am :lol:

Straight urban male: Straight male...not-so-urban
Willing, Eager to embrace his feminine side: Umm...I love Disney and everything about it...
Unafraid to be complimented on clothing: Who is?
Mistaken for being gay: If I had a nickel for every time...
Grooming products: Check
Up to date wardrobe: Check
Chic Salons: Well...it's a salon...and it's not a Bo-Rics or Supercuts
Facials: That's just gross :lookaroun
Manicures: Nope...never had a professional one
Body Hair removal...Nope, not professionally...except for the head :lol:

 

[tigsmom]

**takes out notebook** "I'm learning soo much today; and my DH says its a waste of my time".

Please, tell me more............

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Garyhoovsexual: Straight suburban male. Willing to embrace his feminine side if he could find it. He's unafraid to be complemented on his clothing (but that will never happen) or mistaken for being gay (again, that's not going to happen). He doesn't have a medicine cabinet, but he's got some Q-Tips, nail clippers and a tooth brush in a box under the sink. He has underwear that would be legally able to vote and drink in most states. He gets his hair cut by the same woman who's done it for the past 15 years (because she's the quickest one he's ever found). He generally gets his hair cut every 2 months or whenever he begins frightening small children (whichever comes first). He will not sit still long enough for hairstyling, facials, manicures. Body hair removal!?!? Are you kiding me?!

Generally speaking, he'd just rather be riding a motorcyle really, really fast.

Sounds just like my dad! :lol: Except the motorcycle will be at a comfortable cruising speed headed out west somewhere.

 

[Lil'mermaid]

Originally posted by tigsmom
**takes out notebook** "I'm learning soo much today; and my DH says its a waste of my time".

Please, tell me more............

Ma, think of Pat. The only guy I know who can spent a half and hour picking out clothes to buy, than another half hour to try them all on before buying anything. The guy changes his clothes at least twice before leaving the house. It takes him longer to do his hair than it takes me to fully get ready, including makeup! :hammer:

 

[MerHearted]

I'M SPICY! :lookaroun :lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by MerHearted
I'M SPICY! :lookaroun :lol:

LOVE THE NEW TARTER SAUCE SCENT VINCE! :animwink:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
LOVE THE NEW TARTER SAUCE SCENT VINCE! :animwink:

Darrel...you DO realize that you're hosting the largest party in WDWMagic right now don't you???

It's in your pants...are you coming??? :lookaroun

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
Darrel...you DO realize that you're hosting the largest party in WDWMagic right now don't you???

It's in your pants...are you coming??? :lookaroun

I can`t ,The current Occupants threw me out , they were Revolting! :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
I can`t ,The current Occupants threw me out , they were Revolting! :lol:

wait...they threw you out of your own pants? THOSE @$$HATS!!!

Put your pants back on...(please...for all of our good!)

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
wait...they threw you out of your own pants? THOSE @$$HATS!!!

Put your pants back on...(please...for all of our good!)

Well I know when I`m not wanted!
Besides it`s 82 degrees and I`m wearing my shorts! :lol:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
Well I know when I`m not wanted!
Besides it`s 82 degrees and I`m wearing my shorts! :lol:

What do you mean you're not wanted? Who made you feel this way??? Let me know...I'll have you get those nasty dolls after them! (And I'm sure whoever it was was just messing around with you)

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
What do you mean you're not wanted? Who made you feel this way??? Let me know...I'll have you get those nasty dolls after them! (And I'm sure whoever it was was just messing around with you)

Read through the thread I think it was Jer and Vince that lead the revolt, My pants has practically become a city in itself and all I wanted to do is put a 2% city income tax for city up keep and they revolted!

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
Read through the thread I think it was Jer and Vince that lead the revolt, My pants has practically become a city in itself and all I wanted to do is put a 2% city income tax for city up keep and they revolted!

you wanted to tax your pants??? Are you crazy??? :lookaroun

I mean...1% would've been fine...but 2?!?!?!

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
they were Revolting! :lol:

Wish this was the first time somebody called me that . . .:lookaroun

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
It's in your pants...are you coming??? :lookaroun

Is this code for the Pink Faucet Margaritas? :veryconfu :lookaroun



Ok Then. :lol: :lookaroun

 

[MerHearted]

Darrel, even though we broke ties with the mother country, you can still join us. You can be our Tony Blair.

 

[figmentmom]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
Read through the thread I think it was Jer and Vince that lead the revolt, My pants has practically become a city in itself and all I wanted to do is put a 2% city income tax for city up keep and they revolted!

Ah, independence...Boston had its tea party; now Darrel's Pants is yet another name that will go down in the mighty history of democracy's struggles. I can hear it now: "Give me pants, or give me death!" :lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by figmentmom
Ah, independence...Boston had its tea party; now Darrel's Pants is yet another name that will go down in the mighty history of democracy's struggles. I can hear it now: "Give me pants, or give me death!" :lol:

*clunks Palm on forehead* OYE! :lol: