How would you make your least favorite attraction even worse?

[Heppenheimer]

Make me have to literally climb the Swiss Family tree - and then have to rappel down.

That would actually be kind of cool. Probably not within skill set or athleticism of the median Disney park guest, however.

 

[Disstevefan1]

Install fire ant nests in the Swiss Family Tree.

 

[Dreaming of Disney World]

Hall of Presidents - > Hall of President Trump

It's a Small World -> increase ride time to 30 minutes (same song, but the ride passes through more scenes, so it goes on longer)

 

[PiratesMansion]

Take the Chip and Dale Treehouse from Disneyland and move it into the middle of a random walkway at Tokyo DisneySea.

 

[TotallyBiased]

Journey into Castration with Figment.

 

[Brer Panther]

I just thought of a way to make "It's a Small World" more annoying.

Replace the song with THIS:

 

[Parker in NYC]

Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor Dinner Show.

 

[Heppenheimer]

The Backlot Tour: Spend even more time slowing driving by decomposing discarded movie props, while acting like they have the dignity of sacred relics.

Horizons: Never update it's late 70s-early 80s vision of the future... oh, wait...

American Idol Experience: Continue to exist.

Hall of Presidents (although I actually like this attraction): Use recordings of an actual Trump speech, complete with the hand gestures, lip pursing, and bad-talking his predecessors.

 

[FettFan]

Spacey Mountain - same ride only you get molested by a certain actor in the dark.

 

[chretts]

Rename Frozen Ever After Maelstrom but still leave the ride the unambitious farce that it currently is.

 

[FettFan]

Mailstrom - a Norwegian postal service adventure.

Three headed postman scene:
“Return to sender!”
“Yes! Return to sender!”
“Send it back! Send it back!”
“Back, back, over the falls!”

 

[WondersOfLife]

Impressions de France, but reverted back to old film, the seats are all old school wooden school-auditorium style seats, and the film is an hour and a half.