How would you make your least favorite attraction even worse?

[iYazmo]

It's Tough To Be A Bug when you have those bumps/"bugs" running under you the entire time.

 

[Winnie the Pooh lover11]

the little boring mermaid show now includes a single file line to get in the theatre, short people seated in the very back, and no bubbles or water projection lasers!!!

 

[MGMBoy]

The Great Radio Ride. Everything you love about the Great Movie Ride, sans the movies, and, well, the ride...sit in a pitch-black theater for 30 minutes while your host talks you through the history of radio shows that were once considered to be as rivetting as last week's Game of Thrones!

They already had something similar. It was called Sounds Dangerous.

 

[MGMBoy]

That...sounds dangerous.

Ha! Someone beat me to it!

 

[HolleBolleGijs]

They already had something similar. It was called Sounds Dangerous.

Haha yeah, that's one I never got the chance to do, didn't even think about it until after I posted!

 

[FettFan]

Inspired by Ellen's Energy Adventure, Disney decides to shoehorn even more 90s TV shows into Future World.

"Mission: Space [With Children]"
"The Seas With Nemo and F-R-I-E-N-D-S"
"Walker Test Track Ranger"
"Boy Meets Imagination"
"The Fresh Prince of the Land"
"Seinfeld Earth"

 

[Mouse_Trap]

But how about this; Converting all the Speedway cars to horribly inefficient diesels and then making the cars even slower.

I guess you haven't driven a modern diesel....last 10 years at least.

Some you cant tell are diesel even from cold.
And the fuel economy is massively better, neither are they slow

 

[PanFan00]

Soarin' Over Ohio: Cornfield Edition

 

[Michael Forbes]

It's a Small Michael Jackson World.

 

[englanddg]

It's a Small Michael Jackson World.

It's a world of


It's a world of

 

[HolleBolleGijs]

Inspired by Ellen's Energy Adventure, Disney decides to shoehorn even more 90s TV shows into Future World.

"Mission: Space [With Children]"
"The Seas With Nemo and F-R-I-E-N-D-S"
"Walker Test Track Ranger"
"Boy Meets Imagination"
"The Fresh Prince of the Land"
"Seinfeld Earth"

I would visit that park every day of my life...

 

[grim-grinning_toast]

I would visit that park every day of my life...

I second that!!

 

[grim-grinning_toast]

Politically Incorrect Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor: Uncensored & Unapologetic

HAHHAHAHAA. Yes, I love this.

 

[mf1972]

It's Tough To Be A Bug when you have those bumps/"bugs" running under you the entire time.

how about its tough to be a bug loaded with real bugs? heebie jeebies anyone?

 

[Misterdcp]

It's a Small World where upon exiting the ride you are implanted with a device that plays that song over & over again in your head forever

 

[MGMBoy]

Hall of Almost Presidents: Featuring Mondale, Gore, Kerry, McCain & Nader narrated by Sarah "I can see Disneyland from my house" Palin (I know she never said it personally but it is still a fun quote)

 

[Misterdcp]

narrated by Sarah "I can see Disneyland from my house" Palin (O know she never said it personally but it is still a fun quote)

I actually laughed at loud at this!

 

[MGMBoy]

I actually laughed at loud at this!

Glad I could help.

 

[Misterdcp]

Glad I could help.

certainly made my day...thank you!

 

[Phineas]

Mission: Space-The Fuchsia Mission: Because sometimes feeling hung over all day after riding isn't as fun as it could be. Embark on the Fuchsia Mission, and experience three times the intensity of that other mission! Yes, just a quick signature and initial here, here, and mother's maiden name on your Magical Waiver of Responsibility and you're ready to soar to the heavens!