How would you make your least favorite attraction even worse?

[Flippin'Flounder]

Take the seas and make the only noise NEMO!? NEMO!? And project fish onto the fish. Oh wait...

 

[MaxsDad]

"Smells Dangerous!"

 

[MaxsDad]

Swiss Family Outhouse. It would at least have a line!

 

[ShoalFox]

Just turn Journey Into Imagination back into the 1999 version. Can't go much worse than that.

 

[DABIGCHEEZ]

Returning The Under New Management Tiki Room back to the boring sleepfest original... oh wait a sec.

Give Maelstrom a Frozen overlay... oops strike 2.

While this is one of the family favories...Coverting RNRC featuring Aerosmith to TIRMC (This Isn't Really Music Coaster) featuring Justin Beieber(or any one of a whole list of others)would make us skip it for sure.

 

[MaxsDad]

Captain JoJo: The Valdez Voyage Experience.

Guest get rip roarin drunk in the preshow, ride a simulator set to mimic the high seas, then get to try and pilot a friendship boat across world showcase lagoon during ROE carrying a full load of petroleum!

So do you think we could get Exxon to sponsor?

 

[DABIGCHEEZ]

TSI... once you take the raft over, you are there until closing. Have Fun!

 

[EmmyMD]

Test Track but in real traffic anywhere on the I-95 corridor around DC in rush hour. alternate between sitting and going 2 miles an hour sweating.

 

[math mathson]

Just leave the Jungle Cruse alone!!

 

[Nick Wilde]

If they tried to shoehorn FROZEN into MAELSTROM!!! I mean come on! That'd be ridiculous! I'm glad they have enough sense to NEVER do THAT!

 

[UnhealthilyObsessed]

The Great Adam Sandler Movie Ride: Disney's partnership with SpikeTV on the refurb wasn't much of an improvement. Little Nicky is still criminally unrepresented and the cast members really seem to be going through the motions on the "Shampoo is better!" "No, conditioner is better!" scene.

Primeval Hurl: Each rider is separated from their group and paired with a nauseous child. No ponchos!

Journey Into Imagination With Journey: The band Journey replaces Figment. Steve Perry's Filipino replacement might be able to hit high notes, but this attraction is still Epcot's low note. Better luck next year, Fishin': SPACE.

Stitch's Great Escape, Except Then They Punch You In The Face At The End: self-explanatory.

 

[Phineas]

Frozen Bear Jamboree - The Country Bears combine with Frozen Sing Along to sing Let It Go on repeat.

You know though, that might knock Frozen down a few hilarious pegs. Imagine Big Al Singing "Let it Go", and tell me you aren't highly amused.

 

[Occasional Guest]

Living with the land cornfield walking tour.

 

[lunchbox1175]

Stitch's Great Escape.....with chili-dog burp smell being pumped into the theater during the entire show.

This is the hands down winner!

 

[Phineas]

Living with the land cornfield walking tour.

It's the companion attraction to the Soarin' Over Kansas attraction @sshindel pitched earlier. Think of the money they'd save!

 

[DisneyJunkie]

Let a Kardashian be in the instruction video or host the attraction......that alone would make any attraction worse.

 

[mf1972]

living with the land of the dead sponsored by AMC

 

[rsoxguy]

Enchanted Tiki Room: The Stewed Prunes Seed Experiment.

 

[Lucky]

Make the Frozen Sing Along longer.

 

[Arthur Wellesley]

Politically Incorrect Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor: Uncensored & Unapologetic