Among all the Disney parks DCA has had a very troubled history. It struggles with an identity problem, is it just an IP dump or is it really a celebration of California culture? Currently it has five or six E-ticket level attractions, yet a lot of the park is taken up by generic off the shelf boardwalk style rides.
On one hand it could be praised for reviving boardwalk rides that are endangered due to dwindling numbers and the age of the rides, but on the other hand is it really the park to do that?
In my opinion quick fix rides like Monsters Inc and Toy Story Mania are just ok. Monsters Inc has it's moments, but is still just a limited motion dark ride that would make more sense if it was built in 1959 than in the 2000s. Toy Story Mania is only fun because people are competing, but there is nothing in that ride that could not be recreated in a Dave and Busters. That leaves us with Soarin, Radiator Springs Racers. Guardians, and Incalifornia Coaster I mean Incredible Screamin' I mean whatever!
California Incredible Screamin' has an issue that It is both a good coaster and a badly themed one. The theming is better than it was before, yet It still feels like something that would be impressive in a Six Flags Park theming wise but not thrill wise. It's kinda stuck in the middle of being a good "first loop" coaster like Sooperdooperlooper at Hershey, or the local Revolution at SFMM, yet is less intense than the Rockin' Roller Coaster, which I believe still takes the crown as Disney's most ambitiously intense coaster.
In my opinion the park would be ok if it had say four low themed boardwalk rides or even five. But it seems that they take up the majority of the rides in the park, as if you built a Magic Kingdom made entirely of Teacups, Dumbo clones (Carpets, Astro, Tricera), Carousels, and Tarzan's Treehouses (I know it's themed but it's quick).
What I think the park is missing is:
A water based dark ride. Something like Small World, Pirates, Fiesta, Frozen, Splash Mt, These things go a long way because of how immeserive being in a boat is. A river theme can add a lot to a story as it's already adventurous. If possible I'd love to see Western River Expedition become the new Disney Parks exlcusive ip ride (with a movie in the future perhaps). It could be kinda like how the Bugs Bunny Ride was in Six Flags Over Texas but more advanced. You'd be dragged into some kind of shootout and battle over a mining claim or something. Maybe you're deputized by the sheriff to go after outlaws, or perhaps you are travelling out west to stake a claim and something goes wrong, I'm not sure but they could sort it out once they got a layout down. It could end with a drop down into a canyon river or something similar to Splash Mountain. This ride could either replace GRR or be an extension somewhere
A Scary Ride. I don't mean like a thrill kind of scary, but a jumping out at you kind of scary, or just a creepy tone. Every single Disney park has SOME sort of scary things ride, Disneyland, Magic Kingdom, and Tokyo Disneyland have Haunted Mansion, Mg....Disney Studios Hollywood and Paris have Tower of Terrors, Disney Sea has one too. Hong Kong Disney has Mystic Manor. Paris has Phantom Manor. Shanghai Disney has that Crocadillian thing. Animal Kingdom has Dinosaur, and Epcot......well they used to have Trolls....maybe they need to get one too. When DCA lost it's tower it changed the character of the park. No longer was there that cool version of anxiety looming over you, knowing you will face the spooky Tower of Terror, which blended well with the entrance and Hollywood atmosphere, but instead have a kinda moment about the Guardians ride. The ride is arguably less scary now due to its humor distracting from the drop. I'm not dissing it for that it probably (as I will not ride it until next month) creates a fun experience, but that still leaves a gap. Perhaps Dr Strange, the horror movie side of the Marvelverse could be called upon for a new ride. I know it may not be very Disney but something that utilizes technology like a Vekoma mad house (see Houdini's great escape at Six Flags or Hex at Alton Towers for reference) could be implimented to create a Mirrorverse effect. A spooky sanctum ride that traverses the multiverse may be....EPIC! I'm shocked that this hasn't been thought of before, as it's a perfect fit. To me this would have been the way to go with the tower but that was kinda before.
It seems like Disney believes that Marvel Avengers Campus is on par with Pandora or Galaxy's Edge and that's just not true. That place needs a serious overhaul. The Spiderman ride needs to be either updated or removed. The entire ride is just you shooting at what appears to be those 90s walking toys that they always had outside of KB Toys back in the day. It's dull! Perhaps an attraction with an arm like the Harry Potter ride could be superior but It could be too similar to Universal's Spiderman ride. I'm not exactly sure what the best way to fix this ride is, but what if you actually shot at not plywood or screens, but moving animatronics that duck and change position every now and then. I know it would be expensive but, you gotta invest to be the best!
Monsters Inc is a nice fun ride but it does get kinda old. I almost never see a line for it in any of the times I was there. It also has very little to do with Hollywood and would make more sense alongside the other Pixar rides. It's really an odd ball, like when Six Flags puts a Superman ride in it's wild west area. I would love to see a Great Movie Ride come back but that's just wishful thinking. Perhaps they could come up with some wacky star map tour but it's Disney Characters in their houses and they are having like wacky situations happen to them instead of Superstar Limo. Though It does sound kinda lame now that I think about it. Hmmm.... I just miss the old Disney MGM Studios and it's cool behind the scenes and movie based rides. So yeah whatever put a Great Movie Ride in...... Either that or make a Muppet ride
Bring Back Muppetvision, OR create some kind of new show, like an animatronic show. It's been a long time since they came up with something like the Country Bears or the Tiki Room, why can't they go back to making original characters like they used to? Has the creative well gone dry?
Speaking of that they shoulda put the Country Bears in Grizzly Peak land whatever. I know some people complain about them but an equal number of people like them. I think they are funny because they are silly and corny and evoke an awkward time. It's kinda like one of those like so ridiculous it's funny things.
So what do you think? What would you do to make this park look like a place worth spending an entire day at?
On one hand it could be praised for reviving boardwalk rides that are endangered due to dwindling numbers and the age of the rides, but on the other hand is it really the park to do that?
In my opinion quick fix rides like Monsters Inc and Toy Story Mania are just ok. Monsters Inc has it's moments, but is still just a limited motion dark ride that would make more sense if it was built in 1959 than in the 2000s. Toy Story Mania is only fun because people are competing, but there is nothing in that ride that could not be recreated in a Dave and Busters. That leaves us with Soarin, Radiator Springs Racers. Guardians, and Incalifornia Coaster I mean Incredible Screamin' I mean whatever!
California Incredible Screamin' has an issue that It is both a good coaster and a badly themed one. The theming is better than it was before, yet It still feels like something that would be impressive in a Six Flags Park theming wise but not thrill wise. It's kinda stuck in the middle of being a good "first loop" coaster like Sooperdooperlooper at Hershey, or the local Revolution at SFMM, yet is less intense than the Rockin' Roller Coaster, which I believe still takes the crown as Disney's most ambitiously intense coaster.
In my opinion the park would be ok if it had say four low themed boardwalk rides or even five. But it seems that they take up the majority of the rides in the park, as if you built a Magic Kingdom made entirely of Teacups, Dumbo clones (Carpets, Astro, Tricera), Carousels, and Tarzan's Treehouses (I know it's themed but it's quick).
What I think the park is missing is:
A water based dark ride. Something like Small World, Pirates, Fiesta, Frozen, Splash Mt, These things go a long way because of how immeserive being in a boat is. A river theme can add a lot to a story as it's already adventurous. If possible I'd love to see Western River Expedition become the new Disney Parks exlcusive ip ride (with a movie in the future perhaps). It could be kinda like how the Bugs Bunny Ride was in Six Flags Over Texas but more advanced. You'd be dragged into some kind of shootout and battle over a mining claim or something. Maybe you're deputized by the sheriff to go after outlaws, or perhaps you are travelling out west to stake a claim and something goes wrong, I'm not sure but they could sort it out once they got a layout down. It could end with a drop down into a canyon river or something similar to Splash Mountain. This ride could either replace GRR or be an extension somewhere
A Scary Ride. I don't mean like a thrill kind of scary, but a jumping out at you kind of scary, or just a creepy tone. Every single Disney park has SOME sort of scary things ride, Disneyland, Magic Kingdom, and Tokyo Disneyland have Haunted Mansion, Mg....Disney Studios Hollywood and Paris have Tower of Terrors, Disney Sea has one too. Hong Kong Disney has Mystic Manor. Paris has Phantom Manor. Shanghai Disney has that Crocadillian thing. Animal Kingdom has Dinosaur, and Epcot......well they used to have Trolls....maybe they need to get one too. When DCA lost it's tower it changed the character of the park. No longer was there that cool version of anxiety looming over you, knowing you will face the spooky Tower of Terror, which blended well with the entrance and Hollywood atmosphere, but instead have a kinda moment about the Guardians ride. The ride is arguably less scary now due to its humor distracting from the drop. I'm not dissing it for that it probably (as I will not ride it until next month) creates a fun experience, but that still leaves a gap. Perhaps Dr Strange, the horror movie side of the Marvelverse could be called upon for a new ride. I know it may not be very Disney but something that utilizes technology like a Vekoma mad house (see Houdini's great escape at Six Flags or Hex at Alton Towers for reference) could be implimented to create a Mirrorverse effect. A spooky sanctum ride that traverses the multiverse may be....EPIC! I'm shocked that this hasn't been thought of before, as it's a perfect fit. To me this would have been the way to go with the tower but that was kinda before.
It seems like Disney believes that Marvel Avengers Campus is on par with Pandora or Galaxy's Edge and that's just not true. That place needs a serious overhaul. The Spiderman ride needs to be either updated or removed. The entire ride is just you shooting at what appears to be those 90s walking toys that they always had outside of KB Toys back in the day. It's dull! Perhaps an attraction with an arm like the Harry Potter ride could be superior but It could be too similar to Universal's Spiderman ride. I'm not exactly sure what the best way to fix this ride is, but what if you actually shot at not plywood or screens, but moving animatronics that duck and change position every now and then. I know it would be expensive but, you gotta invest to be the best!
Monsters Inc is a nice fun ride but it does get kinda old. I almost never see a line for it in any of the times I was there. It also has very little to do with Hollywood and would make more sense alongside the other Pixar rides. It's really an odd ball, like when Six Flags puts a Superman ride in it's wild west area. I would love to see a Great Movie Ride come back but that's just wishful thinking. Perhaps they could come up with some wacky star map tour but it's Disney Characters in their houses and they are having like wacky situations happen to them instead of Superstar Limo. Though It does sound kinda lame now that I think about it. Hmmm.... I just miss the old Disney MGM Studios and it's cool behind the scenes and movie based rides. So yeah whatever put a Great Movie Ride in...... Either that or make a Muppet ride
Bring Back Muppetvision, OR create some kind of new show, like an animatronic show. It's been a long time since they came up with something like the Country Bears or the Tiki Room, why can't they go back to making original characters like they used to? Has the creative well gone dry?
Speaking of that they shoulda put the Country Bears in Grizzly Peak land whatever. I know some people complain about them but an equal number of people like them. I think they are funny because they are silly and corny and evoke an awkward time. It's kinda like one of those like so ridiculous it's funny things.
So what do you think? What would you do to make this park look like a place worth spending an entire day at?