How do I love Freak? :)

mightyduck

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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
Of Mile High Stadium, when Monday Night
Brings Dennis Miller and botched plays.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet roster changes, by flourescent or CRT light.
I love thee freely, as backs strive for touchdowns.
I love thee purely, as they turn from knockdowns.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my Giant fan's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With a lost SuperBowl--I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my team!--and, if the Commissioner choose,
I shall but love thee better after the next lost bet.

[with thanks and apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning]

Please note, all who read this, that this is my official declaration of Freak worship-- for his mind, his football sense, his soft hands, and his amazing good looks.

With love,
mightyduck :)
 

JAY-ROD

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Originally posted by mightyduck
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
Of Mile High Stadium, when Monday Night
Brings Dennis Miller and botched plays.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet roster changes, by flourescent or CRT light.
I love thee freely, as backs strive for touchdowns.
I love thee purely, as they turn from knockdowns.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my Giant fan's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With a lost SuperBowl--I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my team!--and, if the Commissioner choose,
I shall but love thee better after the next lost bet.

[with thanks and apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning]

Please note, all who read this, that this is my official declaration of Freak worship-- for his mind, his football sense, his soft hands, and his amazing good looks.

With love,
mightyduck :)

Damn I just ate. lol gag lol Its going to take alot more then that to beat me ducky.:cool:
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Re: Re: How do I love Freak? :)

Originally posted by JAY-ROD


Damn I just ate. lol gag lol Its going to take alot more then that to beat me ducky.:cool:

This is not meant as an attempt to curry favor with anyone or to influence anyone. It is my Ode to the Freakster--a validation of his greatness overall, and specifically, in football. :)
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
Re: aaaaaawwwww....!

Originally posted by Maria
Jeez girl... you are in love! Very cheesy job! Well done!!;) :p :)

Why, thank you. :eek:

But it's really Freak who should get all the accolades...he's the great one. :)
 

markymark

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Originally posted by mightyduck
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
Of Mile High Stadium, when Monday Night
Brings Dennis Miller and botched plays.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet roster changes, by flourescent or CRT light.
I love thee freely, as backs strive for touchdowns.
I love thee purely, as they turn from knockdowns.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my Giant fan's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With a lost SuperBowl--I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my team!--and, if the Commissioner choose,
I shall but love thee better after the next lost bet.

[with thanks and apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning]

Please note, all who read this, that this is my official declaration of Freak worship-- for his mind, his football sense, his soft hands, and his amazing good looks.

With love,
mightyduck :)

Truly wonderful. Freak you are a lucky guy!

Never have I heard words use so beautifully, well at least not since marcia was going on about Tramp H*****g her leg.

Or the disturbing ode "Pantless behind a washer"

We as a group certainly know how to craft wonderful prose from anywhere.

:p
 

WDWFREAK53

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Whoa...Ducky...Noah's gonna be mad ;)

(PS...I know this was about some other jerky freak that got suspended :lol: this link just popped up in the "similar threads" list at the bottom of my screen and I said "?")
 

mightyduck

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Original Poster
LOL! This was from some stupid bet we had--loser had to declare the magnificence of the other (if I can find the information that started this, I'll post it) so I did mine in verse (by sheer coincidence, the original version of this poem appeared on the front of my wedding program!).

The bet was on whether some troll would reappear, or someone would take over a thread or something similar. I lost the bet. I paid up (if you look, you'll find another episode where Freak had lost the bet and didn't pay up and I publicly expose him for it--not including the getting-into-college incident that unraveled things for him around here).
 

WDWFREAK53

Well-Known Member
mightyduck said:
LOL! This was from some stupid bet we had--loser had to declare the magnificence of the other (if I can find the information that started this, I'll post it) so I did mine in verse (by sheer coincidence, the original version of this poem appeared on the front of my wedding program!).

The bet was on whether some troll would reappear, or someone would take over a thread or something similar. I lost the bet. I paid up (if you look, you'll find another episode where Freak had lost the bet and didn't pay up and I publicly expose him for it--not including the getting-into-college incident that unraveled things for him around here).

Oh...so you don't really love me :cry:
 

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