Horrible Ideas For Attractions!

[No Name]

It's been too long since we've had a thread line this... who can pitch the worst intentionally bad idea for a Disney World attraction?

I'll start us off with...

Family Guy: The Ride
Simply because Disney owns FOX now.

I mean come on, I’m not a Family Guy fan but that’s arguably not even a bad idea.

 

[SteveAZee]

A simulator ride where you bring a plane down onto a runway surrounded hydroponic gardens, situated in a new themed area in the Magic Kingdom... called Land Land Land.

 

[mf1972]

add a bill murray animatronic to oga’s cantina

actually…this might not be a bad idea after all

 

[JIMINYCR]

Hall of Serial Killers.
A stage show with realistic AA's of nefarious characters across the centuries. Featuring beloved Jack the Ripper, Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Jeffry Dahmer and more. See them stand, move and make hand gestures with lifelike motion. Hear them in their own voices detailing how they shaped the American criminal institution of their time. The ending presentation includes viewing a recreated execution. The theater is well air conditioned with comfy seats so everyone may enjoy a respite from the park heat and humidity.

 

[DryerLintFan]

Hall of Serial Killers.
A stage show with realistic AA's of nefarious characters across the centuries. Featuring beloved Jack the Ripper, Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Jeffry Dahmer and more. See them stand, move and make hand gestures with lifelike motion. Hear them in their own voices detailing how they shaped the American criminal institution of their time. The ending presentation includes viewing a recreated execution. The theater is well air conditioned with comfy seats so everyone may enjoy a respite from the park heat and humidity.

You clearly are unfamiliar with the media consumption habits of American women lol. This would be an instant hit.

 

[Lilofan]

New ride to replace Mission Space

The Vomit Comet

 

[mf1972]

re-theme test track to coincide with the year round food festivals in epcot & call it DWI track

 

[Smiley/OCD]

New ride to replace Mission Space

The Vomit Comet

They have that…GotG: Cosmic Rewind…

 

[Smiley/OCD]

Disco Dance party pavilion new to AK with your host, the Yeti

 

[crazy4disney]

Changing Splash Mountain for a Princess ride… oh wait nevermind

 

[larryz]

True Love's Kiss -- a face character lies in a glass booth with her face exposed and guests queue up to plant a big, wet kiss on her.

 

[larryz]

Hall of Serial Killers.
A stage show with realistic AA's of nefarious characters across the centuries. Featuring beloved Jack the Ripper, Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Jeffry Dahmer and more. See them stand, move and make hand gestures with lifelike motion. Hear them in their own voices detailing how they shaped the American criminal institution of their time. The ending presentation includes viewing a recreated execution. The theater is well air conditioned with comfy seats so everyone may enjoy a respite from the park heat and humidity.

At the end of the attraction, enjoy a quick lunch in Hannibal Lecter's Fava Bean Cafe...

 

[Dr. Nigel Channing]

New exhibit for the Walt Disney Presents (One Man's Dream) Gallery at DHS:
Walt's Favorite Smokes

(Complete with a display case and a tasting/sample room.)

 

[Screamface]

Alive, a themed 2-night live-action/role-playing choose your own adventure experience aboard a simulated plane crash in the Andes mountains.

 

[Br0ckford]

Willy Wonka. But your POV is grandpa Joe prior to the golden ticket. In bed...with the others.....

 

[danlb_2000]

Carousel of Congress.

 

[JIMINYCR]

True Love's Kiss -- a face character lies in a glass booth with her face exposed and guests queue up to plant a big, wet kiss on her.

Uh uh uh... we need to be proper here at this point in time. We would need a variety of glass booths. It may also be appropriate as him, they, them, or many other identifiables.

 

[larryz]

Uh uh uh... we need to be proper here at this point in time. We would need a variety of glass booths. It may also be appropriate as him, they, them, or many other identifiables.

Don't forget -- this is the "Bad Attraction Idea" thread.

"Good Attraction Ideas" are in another thread.

 

[Heppenheimer]

New ride to replace Mission Space

The Vomit Comet

For a huge upcharge, allow guests to ride the actual Vomit Comet airplane.. wait, that actually wouldn't be an awful idea if the potential liability wasn't so high.

 

[Heppenheimer]

New castle projection show: "Disney's Melancholy Moments" featuring some of Disney's most notoriously heartbreaking scenes in film.
Tommy Kirk putting down a rabid Old Yeller.
Simba mourning a trampled Mufasa.
Bambi searching for his mother.
Plus many more.
All to the musical accompaniment of Dumbo's "Baby Mine".

Don't forget the Pixar portion of the show. Buzz Lightyear realizing his entire identity is a sham, Ellie's miscarriage and death from Up, the aftermath of the Baracuda attack from Finding Nemo, "When Somebody Loves You" from Toy Story II, and Bing Bong's self-sacrifice from Inside Out.
Now if you will excuse me, I have something in my eye...