MissingDisney
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We’re not talking born on a gondola .....Gondola Babies?
If any baby is unfortunately born on a gondola, they should get free admission for life.

We’re not talking born on a gondola .....Gondola Babies?
If any baby is unfortunately born on a gondola, they should get free admission for life.
Oh?We’re not talking born on a gondola .....![]()
If the gondola is swingin', don't come a ringin'.Oh?
OOOOOOHHHH.
Hey if you wanna risk making that thing swing... go for it.
It’s all fun and games until it’s the couple you were forced to ride with making their best attempt at joining the 40’ high club...If the gondola is swingin', don't come a ringin'.
You make one false assumption. You assume that people who ride the Gondolas are actually going to live through it and be able to complain about it. Dead men tell no talesUntil they are open to riders can we not complain about something that we don't have first hand experience of.
What track ?1Is there a chance the track could bend?
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Disney needs to install signs on the resort doors so you see them on the way out of your room: "DID YOU SHOWER THIS MORNING? Please remember to keep all bodily odors away from attractions."So where do all the farts go?
Seriously though, there are a lot of... unfamiliar... smells coming from guests of WDW. Being stuck in a tin box, heated by the sun with someone who... say wears perfume (in 2019 no less!), or doesn't regularly bath, eats a lot of onions, ate too much sausage in the Germany pavilion, gassy or whatever... the gondolas will quickly lose that new box smell.
So where do all the farts go?
Seriously though, there are a lot of... unfamiliar... smells coming from guests of WDW. Being stuck in a tin box, heated by the sun with someone who... say wears perfume (in 2019 no less!), or doesn't regularly bath, eats a lot of onions, ate too much sausage in the Germany pavilion, gassy or whatever... the gondolas will quickly lose that new box smell.
Oh... see I was thinking something completely different when referring to "Gondola Babies". I need to get my mind out of the gutter.Gondola Babies?
If any baby is unfortunately born on a gondola, they should get free admission for life.
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