Honeypot: Complaints about the Skyliner/Gondola; also worries and insecurities

[Kingoglow]

Sorry to answer your question with a question but how long is the ride going to be from say the Riveria resort to Epcot?? I mean you have all those same considerations on the monorails, which IMO are not the greatest with the a/c or removing smells. unfortunately the gondolas are not a cure for what all that ails us. lol, standing behind someone in a pack lined for 60 minutes is way worse than the 10 minutes it will take (I'm guessing, I thought I read the ride will take between 5-15 mins) to get to International gateway.
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This is true, however I feel like the AC on the monorails help a great deal moving the air around. I just think that the gondola hot boxes will have issues venting out farts.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

If they don't make my invention of sour candy called "Gondola Drops", I will be very upset.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

Have you read the original gondola thread? Someone even complained that they wouldn't ride because they were afraid of STARVING TO DEATH. (I'm hoping they were kidding, but it was hard to tell.)

Those Christmas time drones will come in handy.

 

[Janir]

Oh... see I was thinking something completely different when referring to "Gondola Babies". I need to get my mind out of the gutter.

No I think your mnind was in the correct track for the actual "complaint". LOL

 

[Raineman]

But-WILL THERE BE AC?!?!?!?

 

[yedliW]

Gondola Babies?

If any baby is unfortunately born on a gondola, they should get free admission for life.

We’re not talking born on a gondola .....

What if you are a witness to this and not an active participant? Shouldn't you at least get a free FP+?

 

[KBLovedDisney]

What if you are a witness to this and not an active participant? Shouldn't you at least get a free FP+?

Or they could initiate the Wife-Swap program

 

[mergatroid]

So you get in the gondola and the strange guest you're sharing it with is a serial killer. He or she (I'm not sexist when it come to psychopaths, equal opportunities and all that) decides they want to peel your skin off to wear it and eat your heart during your leisurely few minute cruise from hotel to theme park.

HAS DISNEY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS I ASK YOU AND HOW WILL THEY COMBAT IT?

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

So you get in the gondola and the strange guest you're sharing it with is a serial killer. He or she (I'm not sexist when it come to psychopaths, equal opportunities and all that) decides they want to peel your skin off to wear it and eat your heart during your leisurely few minute cruise from hotel to theme park.

HAS DISNEY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS I ASK YOU AND HOW WILL THEY COMBAT IT?

Your both going to burn to death anyway so it is kind of a non-issue.

 

[KBLovedDisney]

So you get in the gondola and the strange guest you're sharing it with is a serial killer. He or she (I'm not sexist when it come to psychopaths, equal opportunities and all that) decides they want to peel your skin off to wear it and eat your heart during your leisurely few minute cruise from hotel to theme park.

HAS DISNEY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS I ASK YOU AND HOW WILL THEY COMBAT IT?

 

[NickMaio]

I would prefer to use the Gondolas to get around INSIDE the parks.......Man getting from one end of MK to the other is a pain......Even taking the train
HS is going to need something like this very soon.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

I would prefer to use the Gondolas to get around INSIDE the parks.......Man getting from one end of MK to the other is a pain......Even taking the train
HS is going to need something like this very soon.

I find not washing helps greatly with crowd control.

 

[ImperfectPixie]

I find not washing helps greatly with crowd control.

At least in your general vicinity?

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

At least in your general vicinity?

Exactly. And at the end of a 2 week break I can watch HEA center hub with a perfect view

 

[Texas84]

I would prefer to use the Gondolas to get around INSIDE the parks.......Man getting from one end of MK to the other is a pain......Even taking the train
HS is going to need something like this very soon.

Epcot needs it more.

 

[danlb_2000]

But-WILL THERE BE AC?!?!?!?

Don't be silly, of course there will be AC, the companies building this aren't stupid.

 

[George]

So where do all the farts go?
Seriously though, there are a lot of... unfamiliar... smells coming from guests of WDW. Being stuck in a tin box, heated by the sun with someone who... say wears perfume (in 2019 no less!), or doesn't regularly bath, eats a lot of onions, ate too much sausage in the Germany pavilion, gassy or whatever... the gondolas will quickly lose that new box smell.

Fart heaven. It may not be the worst of the heavenly after lives, but it is near the bottom.

 

[George]

Have you read the original gondola thread? Someone even complained that they wouldn't ride because they were afraid of STARVING TO DEATH. (I'm hoping they were kidding, but it was hard to tell.)

There was also someone complaining that the gondola cars don't blend in seamlessly with the sky.

This thread is so people can let loose. @Lensman is good people.

Mostly not valid. I feel like cannibalism would set in after 3-4 hours and it would be easy to roast meat in the hot boxes.

They will try some Gondola Cabins without walls, floors, or ceilings so that the blending in with the sky will work perfectly.

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Mostly not valid. I feel like cannibalism would set in after 3-4 hours and it would be easy to roast meat in the hot boxes.

They will try some Gondola Cabins without walls, floors, or ceilings so that the blending in with the sky will work perfectly.

I'm game for trying that second option. As long as I get extra Fastpasses.

 

[George]

I'm game for trying that second option. As long as I get extra Fastpasses.

I forgot to mention that I think you'll be stripped and body painted a color that corresponds to how the sky should look during the temporal mid point of your journey. Very important detail since the sky changes quickly at sunrise or sunset.