I'm new to this board but go regularly to another one & I gotta admit, this is the most interesting thread I've read in a long time. LOVE the question, very unique!
I have also wondered if people have ever tried to hide out in the bushes overnight. It would seem to me to be very possible for someone if they were willing to lay low all night until the next day but what fun would that be? I do think it would be spooky after closing & not sure I'd like it. Once at MGM we opted not to do Fantasmic & just roamed around the park. NO ONE was there. It was fantastic! It was like having the park all to ourselves but not being able to do any of the rides or shows. Still, it was one of my best memories. But it was a tad spooky too as I recall.
The death thing is interesting. The 10 death toll, is that at WDW or DL?
Btw, the wife waiting for you with a straightjacket, hilarious!