Happy Festivus!

[dandaman]

My parents are wonderfully crazy. This is what I come home to in the living room tonight:

I'd ask WDWMAGIC'ers to air their grievances, but they've done more than enough for the holiday season. :lookaroun

 

[DisneyPrincess5]

:lol: I love Seinfeld! "A Festivus for the rest of us". Happy Festivus - uh - holidays.

 

[Uponastar]

Love it Danny!
We can skip the airing of grievances and get right to the feats of strength.

And oh...

 

[dandaman]

My dad was joking that, due to all of his ailments, he concedes the Feats of Strength this year... but for MY sake. :lookaroun :lol:

 

[Computer Magic]

I've got a lot of problem with you people :fork:

:ROFLOL:

 

[Phonedave]

That pole looks like it has a high strength to weight ratio.

-dave

 

[EPCOT Explorer]

For. The. Win!:sohappy:


Happy Festivus!

 

[PotteryGal]

:ROFLOL::ROFLOL:

Would you believe I just learned this year where this Festivus came from? Happy Festivus everyone!

 

[H20Babie]

Mmmmmmmmmm ... Festivus ....

 

[trr1]

dont let Miley see that pole:ROFLOL:

 

[unkadug]

dont let Miley see that pole:ROFLOL:

Festivus for Cyrus

 

[palmage]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40661042/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001

SANTA ANA, Calif. — A Festivus for the rest of us?
A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get better meals at the Orange County jail.
The Orange County Register reported Monday that 38-year-old Malcolm Alarmo King disliked the salami meals served at the jail — he's a bit of a health nut and wanted to maintain his sleek physique. But sheriff's officials reserve kosher meals for inmates with a religious need.
Judge Derek G. Johnson demanded a religious reason for King to receive the meals. Defense attorney Fred Thiagarajah cited his client's devotion to Festivus.
Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of Festivus, which was depicted on "Seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole, plus feats of strength, which may be King's connection.
Sheriff's spokesman Ryan Burris says King got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.

 

[Nemo14]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40661042/ns/us_news-weird_news/?gt1=43001

santa ana, calif. — a festivus for the rest of us?
A convicted drug dealer in california thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "seinfeld" to get better meals at the orange county jail.
the orange county register reported monday that 38-year-old malcolm alarmo king disliked the salami meals served at the jail — he's a bit of a health nut and wanted to maintain his sleek physique. But sheriff's officials reserve kosher meals for inmates with a religious need.
Judge derek g. Johnson demanded a religious reason for king to receive the meals. Defense attorney fred thiagarajah cited his client's devotion to festivus.
Keeping kosher is not one of the tenets of festivus, which was depicted on "seinfeld" as celebrated with the airing of grievances and the display of an aluminum pole, plus feats of strength, which may be king's connection.
Sheriff's spokesman ryan burris says king got salami-free meals for two months before the county got the order thrown out in court.

Just heard this on the news.
:lol::lol:

 

[dandaman]

We've already got that same pole in the OP set up in time for the 23rd this year; only difference is, we're having most of the family over to celebrate. :lol:

 

[Uponastar]

Just heard this on the news.
:lol::lol:

OMGosh.

We've already got that same pole in the OP set up in time for the 23rd this year; only difference is, we're having most of the family over to celebrate. :lol:

So jealous.
I've run out of foil. I don't suppose a saran-wrapped pole would work, would it? :lookaroun

 

[dandaman]

Absolutely not. It must exude the shininess of foil yet pay tribute to the rebellious dullness of grey.