OK... here's my concept:
What if we lost the cold war? Who would be in the Hall of Presidents? OK.. now that I have your attention, here's my ideas.
First off, Liberty Square would be no more. It'd be the Red Square.
As you're entering the Hall of Presidents, it'd be a simulation of a Bread Line in Downtown Moscow. The CM's (which now means CoMrades), would be themed like KGB Agents and Soviet Military Agents (which in reality, they probably would be), and keep the lines under control, using their themed AK-47's and Big Brother scare tactics (no one really gets hurt though).
After you get past the cue, you enter the main theatre. It starts off with a Hoedown (gotta keep it in the MK tradition... historically incorrect, and family friendly) featuring some of the lesser known Soviet leaders, like Yuri Andropov, Aleksei Kosygin, and Andrei Gromyko.
From there, it goes to a country jamboree with Stalin, Brezhnev, and, Khrushchev.
Then it goes to a disco medley with Mikhail Gorbachev.
Finally, an Elvis impersonation with Lenin. The clincher on this one, is that it isn't an AA Lenin. It's the real Lenin. We'd freeze him between shows.
As you exit, you see TV screens of Communisms funniest moments, like when Mao Zedong got hit by a football to the groin from Nixon, and when a young Fidel Castro was caught with Jackie Onassis, by an equally young John F. Kennedy.
What if we lost the cold war? Who would be in the Hall of Presidents? OK.. now that I have your attention, here's my ideas.
First off, Liberty Square would be no more. It'd be the Red Square.
As you're entering the Hall of Presidents, it'd be a simulation of a Bread Line in Downtown Moscow. The CM's (which now means CoMrades), would be themed like KGB Agents and Soviet Military Agents (which in reality, they probably would be), and keep the lines under control, using their themed AK-47's and Big Brother scare tactics (no one really gets hurt though).
After you get past the cue, you enter the main theatre. It starts off with a Hoedown (gotta keep it in the MK tradition... historically incorrect, and family friendly) featuring some of the lesser known Soviet leaders, like Yuri Andropov, Aleksei Kosygin, and Andrei Gromyko.
From there, it goes to a country jamboree with Stalin, Brezhnev, and, Khrushchev.
Then it goes to a disco medley with Mikhail Gorbachev.
Finally, an Elvis impersonation with Lenin. The clincher on this one, is that it isn't an AA Lenin. It's the real Lenin. We'd freeze him between shows.
As you exit, you see TV screens of Communisms funniest moments, like when Mao Zedong got hit by a football to the groin from Nixon, and when a young Fidel Castro was caught with Jackie Onassis, by an equally young John F. Kennedy.