Hall of Presidents: UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!

mkt

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OK... here's my concept:

What if we lost the cold war? Who would be in the Hall of Presidents? OK.. now that I have your attention, here's my ideas.

First off, Liberty Square would be no more. It'd be the Red Square.

As you're entering the Hall of Presidents, it'd be a simulation of a Bread Line in Downtown Moscow. The CM's (which now means CoMrades), would be themed like KGB Agents and Soviet Military Agents (which in reality, they probably would be), and keep the lines under control, using their themed AK-47's and Big Brother scare tactics (no one really gets hurt though).

After you get past the cue, you enter the main theatre. It starts off with a Hoedown (gotta keep it in the MK tradition... historically incorrect, and family friendly) featuring some of the lesser known Soviet leaders, like Yuri Andropov, Aleksei Kosygin, and Andrei Gromyko.

From there, it goes to a country jamboree with Stalin, Brezhnev, and, Khrushchev.

Then it goes to a disco medley with Mikhail Gorbachev.

Finally, an Elvis impersonation with Lenin. The clincher on this one, is that it isn't an AA Lenin. It's the real Lenin. We'd freeze him between shows.

As you exit, you see TV screens of Communisms funniest moments, like when Mao Zedong got hit by a football to the groin from Nixon, and when a young Fidel Castro was caught with Jackie Onassis, by an equally young John F. Kennedy.
 

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mkt

When a paradise is lost go straight to Disney™
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btw- I hope you all realize this was all a joke...
 

mkt

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Originally posted by Corrus
But then again, the park admission fee would be at least 250 Rubles :lol: :lol: :lol:


hmm... 250 Rubles = $7.90

I'm there!!
 

Tim G

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Originally posted by mktiggerman
hmm... 250 Rubles = $7.90

I'm there!!

No you're not!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Your monthtly fee will be aprox. 5 times the above...:cry: :cry:

But on the other hand you can pay for your dinner with food stamps

Would be nice for Epcot too, it will have it's own Cremlin...

Troika Fireworks, reflections of Moscow :D
 

magicboy68

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Finally, a time has come when those capitalist pigs will be shovelling ________ in the dungeons!!!!!!!!
ARISE YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION, ARISE YE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH, MICKEY'S HERE FOR CONDEMNATION, A BETTER WORLD'S IN BIRTH! TIS THE FINAL CONFLICT, LET EACH STAND IN HIS PLACE THE :) IT'S A SMALL WORLD THEME SONG:) SHALL UNITE THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!
 

Tim G

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Originally posted by magicboy68
Finally, a time has come when those capitalist pigs will be shovelling ________ in the dungeons!!!!!!!!
ARISE YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION, ARISE YE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH, MICKEY'S HERE FOR CONDEMNATION, A BETTER WORLD'S IN BIRTH! TIS THE FINAL CONFLICT, LET EACH STAND IN HIS PLACE THE :) IT'S A SMALL WORLD THEME SONG:) SHALL UNITE THE HUMAN RACE!!!!!!!!

Take care stranger...

Or we'll build Goulag Country around the whole thing
 

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