I've only really ever said "bruh" ironically, but I accept this nomination.
Also, I am a man. I understand the confusion because of the pickle-tickling and the boyfriend combined with the general heteronormativity of the world, but I'm a registered homosexual so it all works out.
I hope this revelation doesn't disqualify me, because that would be lame, bruh.
My bad bruh. Meant no disrespect.