Guess who I spotted?!?!

[sillyspook13]

Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' 'bout...:lookaroun

 

[Nemo14]

Chuck Norris can remove the wand with one hand!

 

[themarchhare]

The tower of terror drop system...pfh nothing.

Try Chuck Norris on a pogo stick.

 

[hrcollectibles]

Chuck Norris is no William Robert Brasky! Bill to his friends:ROFLOL:

 

[AKidat50]

Chuck Norris
Walker Texas Ranger...
or is that Texas Ranger with a walker ?
:fork:

 

[bhg469]

Chuck Norris was cast as the yeti on expidition everest. Out of fear of the safety of the guests imagineers opted to use the next best thing. Chuck norris's beard.

 

[wild01ride]

The real Tower of Terror is where you climb a tower and find Chuck Norris at the top.

Chuck Norris IS what lies beyond the fifth dimension!

MGM's hat is just a souvenir specially made for Chuck Norris, waiting for him to pick it up.

Mission: Space could have saved millions in development cost if only they had Chuck Norris standing on the sidewalk roundhouse kicking people into space.

 

[RiversideBunny]

Forget Chuck.

Where's Christie Brinkley?

 

[Nebrfan]

Forget Chuck.

Where's Christie Brinkley?

I hear you. My sister in law said she saw her in New Orleans a few years ago and said she was drop dead gorgeous. And that was coming from a woman. Just think what the male perspective is.

 

[ELopez]

:lol: :lol: :lol: You guys have made my day! I can't wait to read this to my husband. Keep 'em coming.

 

[BBalz]

Crop circles are just Chuck Norris's way of saying corn needs to lay down sometimes.

p.s. I heard that Chuck Norris likes the wand.

 

[slappy magoo]

Chuck Norris makes Sylvester Stallone look like an Oscar winner.

Well, to be fair, Sly does have TWO nominations. :lookaroun

Back on topic, when Tony Danza wanted to name his show "Who's the Boss" he had to get special dispensation from Chuck Norris. Chuck-o demanded it be made absolutely clear it was a comedy. As if anyone else could be the boss...pshaw.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Chuck Norris tried to make some money on the side as a fill-in for the hanging corpse in the stretching room, but his neck kept breaking the rope.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Some more things I've heard:

Master Gracey has a special narration whenever Chuck is in the stretching room. After getting his ghosty @ss kicked for calling Chuck a "foolish mortal," he now says "Welcome, foolish mortals...and Chuck Norris."

The last time Chuck rode through the attic, he screamed back at those guys who pop out from behind the graves. They haven't been heard from since.

When Chuck rides the Jungle Cruise, the skipper doesnt say a word. This is because of the unfortunate incident involving the young man who wouldn't "shut up with all those corny-@ss jokes," whose four prosthetic limbs are working out pretty well.

After demanding "extra thunder," Chuck now has his own special circuit at Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, which actually crashes through the mountain. Chuck gives it a 3 on thrills, but says it's an improvement.

 

[cmatt]

the hoff > norris

FACT

 

[FantasiaBish]

If you're ever stuck in the stretching room.. and feel a little afraid of the dark... think of Chuck Norris....

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

 

[Gig 'Em Mickey]

Chuck Norris Counted to Infinity....






Twice......

 

[LoriMistress]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[jiminy.cricket]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a magical day. A magical day has Chuck Norris.

 

[LoriMistress]

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=grg0Yfz8k2A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI61Wnb5zhM