So, I realize that I am a week late, but Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 is now in theaters. I had a gram of hope for some synergistic update to Mission Breakout, much as I expect Universal to announce their Fast and Furious coaster with the upcoming movie. While Avenger’s Campus gets new food to mark the occasion, the ride remains unchanged.
I’m sorry this is the case because, while I enjoy the ride, it has always felt about a quarter incomplete to me. Just a bit short of an excellent attraction. My issues are with the ride portion. There’s some missing factor that is needed to tie the story, onscreen action and elevator motion together. I’ve complained before that the preshow invites us to be a part of the caper, yet we become spectators as soon as we buckle in.
One solution could involve physical effects to augment the screen experience. Tentacle props that descend during one of the creature scenes or flash bulbs when the robots are shooting at Peter and Gamora for instance. Also, more scenarios, akin to Groot turning off the gravity and the elevator reacting accordingly, would greatly improve the action. A ricochet from the aforementioned robots could sent our vehicle plummeting! It’s worth noting that none of the actors need return for any additional material. With the main cast being mostly alien and animal, computer animation could easily supplant them for their brief screen time.
Naturally, there are better ideas out there on enhancing the attraction than those I have considered. However, it seems that the ride is perceived as just fine in its current state. I would beg to differ, but at this point I get the feeling we just passed the last incentive the company had to improve it. I will continue to ride and enjoy it for what it is, though I doubt I’ll ever shake the feeling that they could still turn things up a little.