Gigli Reviews

[The_CEO]

I'd like to take accouple minutes.. And quote other people... On how I feel about this movie.. This is prob the end to seeing their movies anyways. What have I ever done to you guys!? lol


"I think Jennifer Lopez is a better acrtess than singer and who doesn't love Christopher Walken and Al Pacino? And Ben Affleck needs to re-read his "Acting for Dummies" book. This movie could have been good - or at least decent - but the incredibly lame things these people had to say just made you cringe. I finally left at what I thought was the end, and if it wasn't, I'm not to concerned at what I may have missed."

"This movie had no story the language is sooo bad! i feel bad for everyone that wasted their time n money in anyway to watch, produce , or act in this movie! i hate it. I feel bad for all investments, Im pretty sure its only made $11.00s"

and

"Don't get me wrong i think JLO was a great actress in the Wedding Planner, that is one of my favorite movies but Gigli is a waste of time and money. If I knew i was gonna fall asleep i shouldn't stayed home and went to bed. I got sick of this movie after watching 10 minuites of it!!! Gigli = suicide. Do yourself a favor and don't go se it. "

 

[leeocean]

I haven't seen it...but if it was great or it was real bad it wouldn't matter.

People love to hate Jen and Ben...

 

[Al]

What's it about? And how DO you pronounce it!? :lol:

 

[MouseMadness]

Aw, too bad. It looked so good. (and why do people love to hate Jen and Ben? Did they do something? Is there something going on with those two that I don't know about? :lookaroun )

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
Aw, too bad. It looked so good. (and why do people love to hate Jen and Ben? Did they do something? Is there something going on with those two that I don't know about? :lookaroun )

We Pretty® people have it rough in today's world. (just ask Scott).






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[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by garyhoov
We Pretty® people have it rough in today's world. (just ask Scott).






Pretty® is a registered trademark of Garyhoov, LLC

Freaky® is a registered trademark of hornballs around the world

(Yes...Gary...you are VERY Pretty®)



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[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by garyhoov
We Pretty® people have it rough in today's world. (just ask Scott).






Pretty® is a registered trademark of Garyhoov, LLC

*thinks about the fact that my life runs fairly smoothly* :lookaroun

 

[garyhoov]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
*thinks about the fact that my life runs fairly smoothly* :lookaroun

Hey Brian! That Christy sure is a ________ ________ ________! Isn't she?





There, feel better?

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Hey Brian! That Christy sure is a ________ ________ ________! Isn't she?





There, feel better?

Oh, gary, you sweet talker. :kiss:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by garyhoov
Hey Brian! That Christy sure is a ________ ________ ________! Isn't she?

There, feel better?

Gary...if you only knew...if you only knew...

*thinks about Christy*

*sighs*...WOW

 

[DMC-12]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
Aw, too bad. It looked so good. (and why do people love to hate Jen and Ben? Did they do something? Is there something going on with those two that I don't know about? :lookaroun )

I for one... am sick of hearing about them :lol: A LOT of people rooted for this movie to fail... cant say I blame them... Soooo lets see... it cost $54mil to make the movie and the total so far for ticket sales is ....Hmmm Maybe about $5mil.... yeah... ouch... I wonder if the movie Studio can write that off :lol:

*stuffs Ben and J-Lo down Darrels pants*

Theres Always Room For J-Lo! :lol: :wave:

 

[Disney4648]

From all of the bad reviews I have heard, I wouldnt go see this movie if JLO was sitting next to me in the theatre.......................okay well maybe I would go.

I would rather go see Finding Nemo again!

 

[MouseMadness]

Originally posted by DMC-12
*stuffs Ben and J-Lo down Darrels pants*

Theres Always Room For J-Lo! :lol: :wave:

*kicks J-Lo's big butt to the curb*

That's my spot!!

 

[EchoOfOphelia]

Originally posted by The_CEO

"Don't get me wrong i think JLO was a great actress in the Wedding Planner, that is one of my favorite movies but....b]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm laughing my butt off in case no one noticed.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[MonorailBlack]

Originally posted by Al
What's it about? And how DO you pronounce it!? :lol:

****Spoilers- Don't read below if you plan to torture yourself and watch it*******************









Its about two mobsters Ben and Jen who are hired to watch over a kidnapped mentally disabled teen(cousin of federal prosecutor), that is used as a ploy to keep a mobster kingpen from going to jail (Al Pacino). They are supposed to watch each other as well, to make sure they don't mess up. Turns out Jen is a lesbian, and by the end, Ben converts her. What a happy ending. I obliged to see this with my fiance, what a mess.

 

[MonorailBlack]

Originally posted by Al
What's it about? And how DO you pronounce it!? :lol:

oh, forgot to answer the other part,

it is pronounced "J-ea-lly"....ryhmes with really....it was Ben's last name in the movie....everyone pronounced it wrong in the movie in a fatal attempt at humor.

 

[MouseMadness]

Wait a minute.... Al Pacino is in this?? Was he just bored and broke? Or did the script show promise at some point? (keep in mind I know only what I've heard, and am just assuming that the 99.99999999999 % of people who've seen it and hated it are right)

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Originally posted by MonorailBlack

Turns out Jen is a lesbian, and by the end, Ben converts her. What a happy ending. I obliged to see this with my fiance, what a mess.

Sounds like something our friend Anna would like
On http://www.imdb.com/ ,Gigli is the worst movie of all time, and From Justin to Kelly is number 2 on that list :lol:

 

[MonorailBlack]

Originally posted by MouseMadness
Wait a minute.... Al Pacino is in this?? Was he just bored and broke? Or did the script show promise at some point? (keep in mind I know only what I've heard, and am just assuming that the 99.99999999999 % of people who've seen it and hated it are right)

Yeah, it was a small role, as a mob boss; all he did was shoot a guy in the head and had a speech. He had a mini ponytail.

 

[figmentmom]

Originally posted by DMC-12


Theres Always Room For J-Lo! :lol: :wave:

Good one, DMC-12!

...and I say let all those high-maintenance movie stars marry each other while the rest of us are busy living! (Can you imagine an evening out with those two? "Hon, how's my hair look? Do these pants make me look fat?" "Ben darling, your hair is just perfect, and the pants are fine, but PUT DOWN MY EYE SHADOW!!!"):lol: