Found this Kilimanjaro Safaris review on reddit-this person can't be serious.

Phineas

Phineas

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[transcribed from a photo, as image hosting didn't seem to work. all typos/grammar issues have been left intact from the original author.]

Link to reddit post:
goo.gl/Hp9T55

Disney's Animal Kingdom-Kilimanjaro Safaris
Angelica [surname redacted]
a week ago

(One Star out of Five)

Everything was good until we rode in the Safari ride may 26 /2017 I almost thought I was going to lose my life and my family's life . We passed 2 briges the first one was good everything normal but the second one tilted to the left completely my heart almost came out and my kids hit there heads . I try contacting Disney and animal kingdom and they never gave me no reasonable answer someone said that was part of the ride . seriously that's why the driver said they had not finished fixing the bridge like they had said to him . I hope nobody will go thru this scary situation and they close this park completely.

[end of review.]

I hope this is someone having a bit of fun, but I feel like it's likely genuine.

Her misunderstanding of attraction plot devices notwithstanding, also concerning is her use of periods-one space before, and one after-like she remembered something about 2 spaces being technically required with a period, but forgetting if the spaces came before or after, and compromising-putting one before and one after.
 
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RustySpork

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Phineas said:
[transcribed from a photo, as image hosting didn't seem to work. all typos/grammar issues have been left intact from the original author.]

Link to reddit post:
goo.gl/Hp9T55

Disney's Animal Kingdom-Kilimanjaro Safaris
Angelica [surname redacted]
a week ago

(One Star out of Five)

Everything was good until we rode in the Safari ride may 26 /2017 I almost thought I was going to lose my life and my family's life . We passed 2 briges the first one was good everything normal but the second one tilted to the left completely my heart almost came out and my kids hit there heads . I try contacting Disney and animal kingdom and they never gave me no reasonable answer someone said that was part of the ride . seriously that's why the driver said they had not finished fixing the bridge like they had said to him . I hope nobody will go thru this scary situation and they close this park completely.

[end of review.]

I hope this is someone having a bit of fun, but I feel like it's likely genuine.

Her misunderstanding of attraction plot devices notwithstanding, also concerning is her use of periods-one space before, and one after-like she remembered something about 2 spaces being technically required with a period, but forgetting if the spaces came before or after, and compromising-putting one before and one after.
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The best part of this in my opinion were all of the other false review people were writing in response to it on reddit.
 
JIMINYCR

JIMINYCR

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MrHappy

MrHappy

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I was at La Hacienda (Mexico Pav) in the waiting area just inside the doors. A woman hit her head....on a picture frame while sitting on the couch! After this woman in her mid 30's stopped crying (20mins or so), she made sure she got something out of it.

I know this isn't the "stupid people" at WDW thread per se, I thought I'd share any way.
 

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