wishesjake
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This is a great time to do a full update to the Tiki Room. Drop the old Poly theme and create zombie flowers that come back from the dead. The birds could sing some modern rap tunes and send text messages to the audience members. I'm looking forward to the improvements.
Yeah, and the tiki gods could be divided into two sides with one blue and one red and have heated political debates while jose and his cronies squawk in thick Jersey Shore accents. And then, Rosita could drop from the ceiling wearing Sarah Palin glasses, and singing a Justin Bieber song. And for the finale, the tiki gods could get mad because none of the guests facebooked them during the show and rain down an electronic twitter storm upon the unwitting guests. And don't forget to see pictures of the whole thing projected on the partners statue later in the evening.