@EpcotCentre on Twitter

[neoshinok]

The best way to stay on top of the latest Epcot news.

Some sample posts:

'The landscapers put down new sod here at Epcot. The last thing we need is people trampling all over it, so please stay on the footpaths.'

'Please be advised that the gentleman who signed hundreds of autographs for Epcot guests today was not Orlando Magic guard Jameer Nelson.'

'A phone charger was turned in at Lost & Found. They said it's a Samsung. I don't even know how they can tell any of them apart.'

'We do not allow unlicensed fruit & vegetable peddling on Epcot property.'

'Does anyone know a place in the Orlando area that rents fog machines? Ours is broken & it's kind of an emergency.'

They also answer submitted questions!

'Q. Why does your website load so slowly? - Uta (De Smet, SD) ---
A. Our webmaster said you should enable the Jabba Strips in your browser.'

'Q. What would you do at Epcot if there was a blackout? - Eldora (Reading, PA) ---
A. We have a portable propane-powered generator.'

'Q. How can I get info about the Epcot International Flower & Garden Festival? - Clifford (Bridgeport, CT) ---
A. Just call 1-800-EPCOT.'

 

[Communicore]

LOL this is hilarious.

 

[neoshinok]

UPDATES!

@EpcotCentre

'Japan Pavilion is one of our most popular attractions, but if your family doesn't appreciate Japanese culture you can probably skip it.'

'The musicians in the oompah band that performs at Germany Pavilion are skilled professionals & deserve to be treated with respect.'

'We only sell Chiquita bananas at our snack kiosks. Both Dole and Del Monte have tried to get us to switch but no other bananas will do!'

'Some of the Yelp reviews for Epcot border on slander. No one has any right to call our park a "fascist utopia" or a "human zoo for sickos".'

 

[PigletIsMyCat]

this is one of my fave twitter feeds. i think part of why i love it is because it's *almost* like it could be real. it's not really presented as a parody... it's great.

 

[RubyLee]

That's hilarious! Almost worth it to join twitter just to read those!

 

[Since1976]

Hilarious! I hope they report on altercations at the F&G Festival.

 

[Foolish Mortal]

Thanks for the heads up. Just added them.

 

[MikeTaylorSound]

I've been following them for awhile now, pretty funny stuff.

 

[BoarderPhreak]

Chock full of real zingers!

"Future World is just as relevant as it has ever been. It's an exciting sneak peek at tomorrow and beyond."

 

[Brickcity Pauly]

This is GREAT.

 

[marni1971]

More please!

 

[MadMax11]

Cracks me up. I retweet them and my followers are super confused.

 

[acishere]

Came across this when Patton Oswalt retweeted a bunch of their stuff and followed it instantly. They are playing this better than any of the other parody company accounts I've stumbled across. Just the right amount of dry humor.

 

[neoshinok]

A few outdated but important updates: @EpcotCentre

We will be open on Easter but you don't have to dress up & we're not doing a special brunch or anything like that.

We're sorry, but we can't allow children to wear sneakers with blinking lights at Epcot as they have been proven to trigger seizures.

Trust me when I tell you Epcot employees don't just smile because they have to, they genuinely enjoy doing it.

Before we started this Twitter account Epcot was struggling badly & in danger of closing forever. Now we're back on our feet & walking tall.

Q&A

Q. What steps have you taken to reduce Epcot's carbon footprint? - Brent (Tucumcari, NM) ---

A. We switched to those weird light bulbs.

Q. Can I sit in a lawn chair by the main entrance & charge people $5 to get their picture taken with my snake? - T.J. (Tampa) ---

A. Okay.