Dumbest Thing You've Heard a Guest Say

[Phroobar]

Reminds me of the family I met in the bag check line who asked me the best way to get into the Beauty and the Beast Castle restaurant, because that was their #1 priority for the day. I had to be the one to tell them that after all their time and money spent, they were on the wrong side of the country. It hurt.

You should have sent them to the Red Rose Taverne. Same thing right?

 

[180º]

You should have sent them to the Red Rose Taverne. Same thing right?

Alas, this was pre-Red Rose Taverne. But if it were today, I’d send them to Pizza Planet. Trust me, it’s “a better place!”

 

[note2001]

I do wonder what she would have said. Of course the person working there was very polite and told her yes. If I had been the one handing out the tortillas I think that I would have burst out laughing

I think I would have turned behind me and shouted to no one in particular:

"Hey Joe!? Are these the tortillas we made this afternoon, or are they the ones we had that Costco was disposing of?"
"Yeah, okay..."
<turn to the lady>
"He says if there is no color on the edges that they were made today."

(Guarantee that I would have been fired on the spot, but it would have been great watching everyone start checking their tortillas.)

 

[Jedi Stitch]

My wife said she was in line for a restroom, and one of the ladies looked back someone she was with and said "It like we are in line for Splash Mountain" the other lady exclaimed "Them my husband is in their restroom waiting for its a small world" Got a chuckle from those in line. She told me I laughed, then it occurred to me I just came out of the restroom too. Hey Wait...

 

[Sharon&Susan]

"I hear Walt Disney designed that ride himself" she was pointing at Splash Mountain.

 

[Phroobar]

"Star Wars land is a cancerous growth on Disneyland."
Oh wait, that was here.
Never mind.

 

[Rich T]

"Is this some kind of frog ride?" -- A teenage stoner in line for Toad, spoken in the classic teenage stoner voice.

 

[Disney Irish]

"I hear Walt Disney designed that ride himself" she was pointing at Splash Mountain.

But he did, I read it on the interwebs.....

 

[Sharon&Susan]

But he did, I read it on the interwebs.....

Walt Disney actually designed Mission Breakout. It was lost for several years, but was found in the Utilidors under Walt Disney’s favorite ride The Motor Boat Cruise! Checkmate Mission Breakout haters!

 

[Hatbox Ghostbuster]

"Star Wars land is a cancerous growth on Disneyland."
Oh wait, that was here.
Never mind.

I'll counter with, "Star Wars Land is going to be the best thing ever!" - also probably said here.

 

[socalifornian]

“Is this Disneyland?” (Approaching the hub at the Frontierland entrance)

 

[imadhatter]

These just made me giggle:

"Mommy, I want to go home!"
Mother's reply: "We can't, dear. We have to get in another line!" (walking in Tomorrowland)

Next favorite: (heard while riding the Incredicoaster) "Bobby this is NOT just a little ride!" The passenger then proceeded to scream "Bobby I'm going to kill you!" through the entire ride.

 

[kjb101791]

Not me, but my sister at DHS:
Guest- "Excuse me, where is Cars Land"
Her- "Disneyland"
Guest- "Where am I?"
Her- "Disney World"
Guest- "$#!&"

I have had quit a few people ask me at DHS where Seuss Land was. 20 miles north was usually my answer.

 

[Rich T]

I have had quit a few people ask me at DHS where Seuss Land was. 20 miles north was usually my answer.

"Green Eggs and Ham" is a seriously under-rated Mickey cartoon.

 

[Kram Sacul]

A woman talking about the ducks in DL:
"I think they clip their wings so they don't fly away"

 

[The Pho]

Once while the bus was stopped at Blizzard Beach a woman approached the driver and asked him "does this bus go to Blizzard Beach". He told the woman to turn around then drove away.

 

[Phroobar]

A woman talking about the ducks in DL:
"I think they clip their wings so they don't fly away"

I always thought they were free roaming AA figures kind of like the Jungle Cruise skippers.

 

[SuddenStorm]

A woman talking about the ducks in DL:
"I think they clip their wings so they don't fly away"

I just assumed the ducks were all morbidly obese from all the popcorn they're fed, so clipping their wings isn't necessary

 

[Phroobar]

Kid on Jungle Cruise: "Are you real?"
Skipper: "Of course I am kid. What do you think? I'm made of plastic?"

 

[Model3 McQueen]

These just made me giggle:

"Mommy, I want to go home!"
Mother's reply: "We can't, dear. We have to get in another line!" (walking in Tomorrowland)

Next favorite: (heard while riding the Incredicoaster) "Bobby this is NOT just a little ride!" The passenger then proceeded to scream "Bobby I'm going to kill you!" through the entire ride.

lol I can imagine the conversation.

Hey notice that looping roller coaster taking up all of Pixar Pier? No? Okay then yeah this is just a little ride like Peter Pan's Flight