TP2000
Well-Known Member
Also, can you imagine if they said "If you volunteer to help, you get to jump the line to Phase 1 ahead of 110 Million Americans over the age of 50 and you get a Covid shot on your first day of volunteering!"
You'd get a flood of people who are supposed to be in Phase 2 or Phase 3 to show up to be an unpaid "volunteer", they'd get their shot and if you are lucky they'd work one, single shift directing traffic and restocking forms and stacking clipboards, and then "Sayonara Suckers!" and they'd be gone. Some might even just excuse themselves to the ladies room immediately after the shot, walk straight to their car, and disappear onto Katella Avenue to never be seen again.
They'd be back home with their Covid shot, jumped the line from Phase 2 or Phase 3 all the way up to Phase 1A. Meanwhile, there's no one directing traffic at the Toy Story Lot and the "volunteer" ranks are not quite as robust as the sign-ups led them to believe.
You'd get a flood of people who are supposed to be in Phase 2 or Phase 3 to show up to be an unpaid "volunteer", they'd get their shot and if you are lucky they'd work one, single shift directing traffic and restocking forms and stacking clipboards, and then "Sayonara Suckers!" and they'd be gone. Some might even just excuse themselves to the ladies room immediately after the shot, walk straight to their car, and disappear onto Katella Avenue to never be seen again.
They'd be back home with their Covid shot, jumped the line from Phase 2 or Phase 3 all the way up to Phase 1A. Meanwhile, there's no one directing traffic at the Toy Story Lot and the "volunteer" ranks are not quite as robust as the sign-ups led them to believe.