Disney Slogans you'll never see

[gwhb75]

OK...We've had "Year of A Million Dreams" and "Let the Memories Begin" recently, so I had this idea of
combining two threads I saw today ("Discussion Threads You'll Never See" and "What Is This Year's Slogan"), to create "Disney Slogans You'll Never See". For Example

1) The Year of a Million Burned Out Bulbs

2) Next Gen...The Fanboys Will Love This

3) Tourgroupapalooza.

What are your thoughts (keep it clean)

 

[Clamman73]

"Celebrate the Fanbois"

 

[ChrisFL]

"We like being #2 in Florida"

 

[Powerline]

"you've tried the best, now us!"

 

[MKCP 1985]

Did I take a wrong turn onto a Disney haters website?


"Year of Leave Your Wallet at Home"

 

[Tom Morrow]

Celebrate FREE ADMISSION!

 

[ImagineerDude]

Celebrate FREE ADMISSION!

I WISh! No star can make that one come true

 

[tomman710]

"The Year of a Million Brazillions!"

"Celebrate the Tragic!"

"The Year We Fix the Yeti!"

"The Roll Back Rack Rate Year!"

 

[Avenger117]

Celebrate Free Dining

Celebrate if you don't like it you are free to go where ever you want

 

[luv]

"You're right! We lied! We're sorry and we are changing it back!"

 

[Axle1986]

Celebrate Epcot Centre.

 

[GoofyRacer11]

"We like being #2 in Florida"

I wouldn't necessarily call them number 2 when Disney World has had higher attendance than all the other theme parks not only in Florida, but the world as well.

 

[Jane Whalebones]

Introducing FREE PARKING! And 1/2 off Deluxe Resorts

 

[Goofyernmost]

Come and help celebrate...

Disney's Year of the Entitled Guest...Your Wish is Our Command!

 

[sgtmgd]

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea returning to Magic Kingdom

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

Celebrate FREE ADMISSION!

Well, they did do it during the 1st incarnation of Celebrate Today..If you celebrated your birthday you got a free ticket to the park or you got a $75 gift card from Uncle Walt....I went and did the latter..

But, I digress and here's mine....

The Year of a Million Fails!

The INSERT NAME Celebration

The Year the rides get shorter by a Minute!

The year Tangled gets something crappy! *Ba Dum Tsst*

I'll come up with more..stay tuned...

 

[wiigirl]

Free Mickey ears for everyone!

 

[Uncle Lupe]

Welcome home: We're mostly bed bug free.

 

[tomman710]

"Walt Disney World and HBO invite you to Curb Your Enthusiasm in 2013!"

 

[ddbowdoin]

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"NO VISAS NEEDED!"