With apologies to Dr. Seuss...
I will not buy it in my house.
I will not buy it at the Mouse.
I will not buy it here or there.
I will not buy it anywhere!
Not at 15 and not at 22.
Not if it comes with a shiny glass shoe!
I'll not pay more to guarantee
what my ticket promised me.
You've charged me all that I can stand.
I will not buy this, Chapek-man!
I reject your Genie+
that seeks to make such fools of us.
I'll come when crowds are low instead,
and curse your greedy, weird, bald head --
or else, I'll make a full reversal,
and go have fun at Universal.