Disney Attractions

[SewIn2Disney]

Hi Everyone:wave:
I have to do a Geography project where I make a map of some imaginary place. We are allowed to make our own country or island, etc. I decided to make my own theme park which I dubbed Walt Dayna World, and I want to put attractions in it that have names that are spoofs of real Disney attractions such as It's a large World. Can anyone think of any other rides I can put into my park? Thanks.

 

[Testtrack321]

Pirats of the Car Park
Journey into NOBODY'S Imagination
Flash Mountain ( !!!!)
And after hours at E-Ticket night with over 5 bottles of Coke in the system, my friend and I came up with this:

Urinations 2000: Reflections of Toilet Water

 

[SewIn2Disney]

OMG!! Urinations 2000: Reflections of Toilet Water
If this wasn't a school (even worse: college) project i would have to use that one.

C'mon you guys....i need help with this project...I have some attractions but i need more. I have seen your creativity on some of your other forums.....HELP!!!!!!!:hammer:

 

[jjax]

Attraction

Robin Hoods escape
A roller coaster where John Little drag the wagon through Sherwood forrest.

 

[skipy27]

Small Lightning Valley?

 

[Horizons1]

The Not Haunted Mansion

 

[Yellow Shoes]

Haunted Mansion = Happy House

spinning log ride = Lumbo

Tower of Terror = Spire of Silliness

Backstage Tour = Lack Mace Juror

One Man's Dream = Two Women's Fantasies

Carousel of Progress = Merry-Go-Round of Regression

Alien Encounter = Earthling Meet-n-Greet

Universe of Energy = Neighborhood of Laziness

Maelstrom = Gentle Spring Rain

Peter Pan = Charlie Cookie Sheet

(not gonna touch Winnie the Pooh)

Cinderella's Castle = Marilyn's Mobile Home



Got to leave for a meeting--more perhaps later.

 

[FigmentDream]

How about:

The Auwful Movie Ride

Urban Bear Rockshow (Spoof of CBJ)

Crash Track

Journey into Insanity with Halucinaiton

 

[SirNim]

The Living Fleas;

The Jungle Snooze;

Tower of Terracotta;

PuppetVision*1D;

ComeInMyBar-o Safaris;

Festival of the Wolf Pauper;

Rocketship Moon;

Invitations;

it's a mall world;

Hall of Attorney Generals;

Body Pores;

El Río del Sterotype;

Living With the Lamb;

Laki Stream Cranberries (when rapids = CURRENT) :animwink: :animwink: :animwink:

Buzz Aldrin's Earth Mayor Twirl;

Nebula Jay's Sunlight Bakery;

Heat Station HOT;

Test Whack;

Universe of Mirrors;

Hurts To Be a Rug;

Uncle Fester's Rhino-Llama;

Weavings of Countries (a.k.a. Clothes of Stilt Puppets);

Dayna's Lucrative Big Snowglobe Parade;

Race Hillock;

Typhoid Bay;

Plastic Snow Water Park;

Times Past Resort and Convention Center;

Colorado Strings Resort;

The Micronesian Resort;

Hotel Del Coronado Rip-Off Resort and Spa;

Pixie Take-Off Resort (now known as Dock Baton Rouge - Lakeside);

Dayna's POP POP FIZZ FIZZ Resort for Heartburn Suffers (originally to be called Dayna's Snap, Crackle, and POP Decade Resort for people who adore the 1990s and cereal, of all combinations);




I'm fresh out of ideas - better stop while the going's good ... :animwink: :animwink: :animwink:

 

[ArsonWinter]

Space Mound!

OR

20,000 Leauges under the Ground

...

You could also come up with subtitles for attractions:

i.e. Body Wars bcomes:

Body Wars: The Stomach Conflict

OR

Body Wars: Aneurism Time

OR

Body Wars: The Mystery of what we had for Lunch

...

another example would be Dinosaur (at DAK) becomes:

Dinosaur: Speed Limit: 20 mph

OR

Dinosaur: No, Really, Dinosaurs looked like Cardboard Cut-Outs

OR

I don't know...

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by FigmentDream
How about:

The Auwful Movie Ride

Urban Bear Rockshow (Spoof of CBJ)

Wassup homebears :lol:

 

[SirNim]

And who could forget -------- THE WEED OF DEATH?!?!?:drevil: :drevil:

of course in reference to the Tree of Life :zipit:

 

[SewIn2Disney]

OMG...these are great!!! Keep 'em coming and thanks for all the help!!

 

[SirNim]

In reference to "Sounds Dangerous" ===> FEELS JUST FINE?!?!?!?!? :drevil:

 

[SirNim]

Here we go ===> How 'bout calling "Magic of Disney Animation" this?: The Animator Zoo?!?!?!:drevil:

Because we look down through glass at all the animators, like we look at animals at the zoo. Ingenious, isn't it?! Boy am I giving my "imagination" some playtime fun!