enough with the "Universal is better than WDW", I'm sick of the theme park wars, they're stupid
Please stop saying Universal Orlando is better than Disney World because...
-UOR still has no intentions to phase out the Dora the Explorer characters from Nickelodeon for good, due to that IP isn't as popular or marketable as it once was(this is why the KidZone area closed in January, and Day in the Park with Barney shuttered for good in 2021), her series barely/doesn't air on television anymore, there's very little merchandise with her likeness sold in stores, and we already have Gabby from Gabby's Dollhouse appearing as the park's most popular(and only) Pre-K character right now, and that Gabby's from DreamWorks, that's owned by Universal, there's literally no point for UNIVERSAL of having Dora anymore(the only reason why Dora's still there because they had to bundle her with the still popular and marketable SpongeBob Squarepants)
-Fast and Furious Supercharged exists(I know the movies are still marketable, but the ride itself is awful)
-I enjoy the works of Dr Seuss and his books are timeless classics, but Seuss Landing is just a broken down area at Islands of Adventure, the Grinch's costume used during most of the year(except for his top notch face character appearance at Grinchmas) is a big hot mess(he doesn't even have a mouth, it's dark green), the Lorax costume is also broken(despite being the Illumination version, btw, it's one of the weakest movies from that studio), the Cat in the Hat ride is broken, and can't be fixed(and is considered by quite a few to be one of the worst rides at Universal), and the carousel had to close for a year or two
-The Lost Continent is VERY OUTDATED and very empty nowadays, since the stunt show ended in 2019, and the area's only attraction is incredibly outdated and not the crowdpleaser that it once was
-Too many screen based attractions
-As much as I don't mind the Minions, I think having two Minion themed attractions based upon the popular yellow twinkles is pretty unnecessary(I don't get why they couldn't clone the Secret Life of Pets dark ride from Hollywood to take Shrek 4D's spot(the Villain Con attraction could had happened in 2016 as a temporary attraction rather than a long term offering), and have an Illumination Cafe instead of an entire Minion themed cafe as the replacement of the Classic Monsters Cafe)
-Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit coaster is MID and OVERRATED as hell
-They don't do too much with the DreamWorks Animation IPs ever since Universal bought the studio in 2016, like how Pixar has a solid presence at WDW(the only DWA IPs that Universal care about in the long term are, Shrek, Madagascar, Kung Fu Panda, How to Train Your Dragon, and Trolls, that's it, they're the most popular of the bunch, we had Everest the yeti, She Ra, and Boss Baby appear, but their appearances were very short lived, and yet how the hell are Dora and Diego still at the parks, despite being not as popular as they were in 2005, and also, we need The Bad Guys, Megamind, and The Croods in the long term)
-Marvel Superhero Island is overrated and mostly has a mid character dinner, that's generic and stupidly only have six heroes and two villains do meet and greets in the entire land(Spider-Man, Captain America, Wolverine, Rogue, Storm, Cyclops, the Green Goblin, and Dr Doom, the six hero outfits are generic as hell, and I don't know why they don't have more), Storm Force Accelatron is very mid and only a kid's ride, no wonder this was the number-one reason why Avengers Campus wasn't constructed for Disney's Hollywood Studios(and that's why the park has nothing but SW stuff), WDW couldn't build an entire fifth gate(that would have an Avengers land), or allow any member of the Avengers at WDW is because of that big, fat, forever contract that was written before Disney bought Marvel(and they cemented that name in Hollywood today with billion dollar movies, top quality entertainment for the Avengers Campus lands in California and Paris), okay sure The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is groundbreaking(and better than the Web-Slingers ride in Avengers Campus), despite Chris Eagerly not being the best choice to play Spidey himself and J Jonah Jameson(a small nitpick)
-Toon Lagoon, needs an update, BIG TIME, I know Popeye isn't as popular, but he does has his fans, but who the fridge knows who Dudley Do-Right is, I know Ripsaw Falls is a fun ride that's wetter than the formerly named Splash Mountain, but that IP isn't the crowdpleasing IP that the Minions are today
-Epic Universe will ONLY be worth it for Super Nintendo World(it'll be a game-changer for Central Florida), the Dragons area could look cool(much like the movies), and it's nice to see the Universal Monsters in their new forever home, but WHO THE HELL is ever going to remember Fantastic Beasts enough to be the fourth land at the new park, and yet they could had went with the following instead, SpongeBob's World of Bikini Bottom(since they're still licensing SB), Pokemon Alley(Universal is considering Pokemon), or the Land of Far, Far Away(or even a land featuring a dark ride based around The Bad Guys) instead of this polarizing spin-off series of the popular Wizarding World franchise, especially since the most recent installment flopped big time at the box office and critics weren't too fond of it