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Tuck yourselves in, pour yourselves a Halloween cocktail, and get ready to go on a crazy little trip with a couple of loons in just about an hour. That's right, I stayed home on Halloween to write a freaking trip report. Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
I blame a giant mouse that took a giant straw and sucked every dollar out of my bank account last week. Oh well, I knew it was gonna be beans and rice city before and after this trip, and at least payday is just a few days away. Back to you with Part One very soon.
The bangs. What the hell was I thinking??? I look like Liza with a Z cause an "s" goes "sssssssssss".
But at least the turkey neck is coveredAbout those bangs . . . they're, um, "special" . . .
FINALLY, we are on a plane, and no plane trip is complete without the Beauty and the Beast and the Vodka and the Cranberry.
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That's right, you are travelling with Patsy Stone and Edina Monsoon.
But at least the turkey neck is covered
So, it is hard to believe that next week at this time, I will be on my last night of my Disney vacation, LOL.
Thanks for all the pre-trip love. The fact that this is actually happening is kind of a miracle.
In the meantime, last night, I saw THE FLORIDA PROJECT, a new movie that has a ton of Oscar buzz and is 96% positive on Rotten Tomatoes -
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_florida_project
It was AMAZING. It is about people living at the poverty level in a run down motel just outside Walt Disney World. It is rated R, and it is a hard R because of the language and situations, but if you don't end up in a puddle of tears under your chair by the end of this movie, check your pulse. Expect Oscar nominations for Willem Dafoe, Brooklynn Prince, and possibly Bria Vinaite, as well as Best Picture. Movies like this do not come around every day:
Here is the official trailer:
It's a tough job but one of us had to do it@BuddyThomas, please note that it was @figmentfan423 who went there, not me.
STUMBLING ON SAFARI - PART TWO - Let's go already!
Yeah okay, so here we go. Alarms went off. This cat (Jett) gave us dirty looks because he knew what was coming. He hates his cat sitter:
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But wait....what's this in the JetBlue terminal at JFK??? Is our nightmare of security rewarded??? Yes!!! It is!!! Somehow, they are doing a free whiskey tasting at 10:30 in the morning!
"Would you like to do a whiskey tasting sir?"
"Err....Don't mind if I do! It goes with Chocolate and Peanut Butter Cheerios!"
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Hey, don't blame me! I'm not the one who set up a whiskey tasting station in the middle of an airport in the middle of a morning.
More debauchery will follow in the next chapter, which I hope to get to tomorrow.
@BuddyThomas, please note that it was @figmentfan423 who went there, not me.
more likely get up earlierYour just disappointed that @figmentfan423 can type quicker than you.
Some questions are better left unanswered. Plausible deniabilityI agree with @MinnieM123 that the PhilMonster looks awfully happy so far. What did you put in his drinks?
STUMBLING ON SAFARI - PART FOUR - Two loons arrive at a lodge
Sorry for the delay here, I had a work thing last night. So where were we?
Oh yes, we just arrived at WDW, and we were being whisked to Animal Kingdom Lodge.
And, here we are!
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I mean, that's just spectacular.
Now remember, we are here on a "conference" rate of $235 a night. So I could only imagine that we were going to get the biggest parking lot view that was ever handed out. I was expecting to smell the gas fumes from cars all week (week? ha! we were there two and a half days!) But when we checked in, our great cast member asked us if we had any special requests, and I got cheeky, and said "Savannah view???"
It must have been my movie star looks (LOL) or at least turkey neck, but she did all sorts of clicking and then said "I think I have a room you will love."
YES!
SO anyway, without further delay, let's see the room.
Now listen. I'm sorry, but I filmed this thing straight up instead of landscape view, but what do you expect from someone who started his day with Peanut Butter Cheerios and a Macallan tasting??? So it's a bad video, and it also contains me singing at a bottle of cranberry juice. So, err, best to just skip this, call the men in the white suits to come pick me up, and move on.
So, what do you do when you get an unexpected Savannah View? A terrible photo shoot, of course!
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Back to you in a few with more!
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