Deep Thoughts

[Anthony95]

i'm in tears behind 32 & 52... i'm gonna try the santa clause one on my son!

funny i am reading this ... my girlfriends and i back in college (er... community college that is) use to talk about this segment. We made up our own. I can't remember all of them but the one we still say to this day is:

"The duck flew at midnight..." ...

As incomplete as that is... it stuck. Eventually we started saying it whenever a guy we particularly didn't like was approaching the group and we had to warn each other he was coming. I mean, he was a nice guy and all, but, just one of those persons that ALWAYS needed to hug and touch you... felt like he was molesting you or something. If the group was split, and one group seen the guy approaching the other group from afar, it was safe to say "The duck flew at midnight..." so as to warn each other friends, but, also so the whole campus don't know who we're talking about and to save his embarressment. Yeah he was cooky, but, we tried to be thoughtful when it came to his ego!

ok ok ok ok ok ok ok... i know. we were mean.

 

[maggiegrace1]

Michael.. Where Are you? I miss you..
"I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. The book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide. Then, at the very end, there's a page you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid." MY MAN JACK

 

[maggiegrace1]

"When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, 'No speaka English.'"
Jack Handey
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"One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." Jack handey

 

[CaptainMichael]

Michael.. Where Are you? I miss you..

Well, I woke up at 11:30ish, got dressed, and went to a crawfish boil at my dad's work that lasted till 7. I then came home, took a shower, and fell asleep in the Fema trailer. I woke up at 1:11 when the freakin' heater kicked on in the trailer....I don't understand why mother insists on using the heater during the week and forgets to turn it off....it is HOT outside!!!!

 

[maggiegrace1]

"If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song." Jack Handey

 

[CaptainMichael]

"If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts and start eating everybody. That Alien! "-Jack

 

[CaptainMichael]

"If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!"-Jack

"If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because something tells me "the Man" is behind this."Jack

"I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF! "-Jack

 

[maggiegrace1]

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness? JaCk

 

[CaptainMichael]

" I think a good scene in a movie would be where one scientist tells another scientist, "You know what will save the world? You're holding it in your hand." And the other scientist looks, and in his hand are peanuts. Then when he looks up, the first scientist is being taken away to the insane asylum."-Jackness

 

[maggiegrace1]

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song

 

[CaptainMichael]

"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that."-Jackness

 

[Dukeblue1016]

I think I might make this my new insomniac late night home...


Looks friendly enough for me...


I'm headin out with some buddies, or so I think... i need to shower, seeya tonight Michael and Dana during the insomniac regular hours!

 

[maggiegrace1]

Joe.... I think you need a HUG....... I hope you get some sleep...:wave: p.s. I liked your post in the ignore thread.. thought it was kinda funny...

 

[CaptainMichael]

I think I might make this my new insomniac late night home...


Looks friendly enough for me...


I'm headin out with some buddies, or so I think... i need to shower, seeya tonight Michael and Dana during the insomniac regular hours!

Welcome Joe! Now we can do and say what we want!

I drank two beers for you today!

 

[maggiegrace1]

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.Jack..(hiccup).. Handy

 

[maggiegrace1]

Welcome Joe! Now we can do and say what we want!

I drank two beers for you today!

Where have you been? I have missed you...

 

[CaptainMichael]

Where have you been? I have missed you...

My daddy came home and boiled crawfish. Then we watched The O.C. season finale (disappointing especially with Marissa dying) and That 70's Show series finale (disappointing but at least Eric came back!).

So, here I am! I flirted with the waitresses today, it was fun!

 

[maggiegrace1]

My daddy came home and boiled crawfish. Then we watched The O.C. season finale (disappointing especially with Marissa dying) and That 70's Show series finale (disappointing but at least Eric came back!).

So, here I am! I flirted with the waitresses today, it was fun!

Well I am glad you had fun... Did they flirt back?.. Joe was here but I think he is kinda aggravated.....

 

[CaptainMichael]

Well I am glad you had fun... Did they flirt back?.. Joe was here but I think he is kinda aggravated.....

One asked me if I wanted a Coke refill. And I said something, "Yes, thanks sweetheart."

She came back with the Coke and I said thanks, and she said, "You're welcome sweety."

I had a good time. I should try being like that more often.

 

[maggiegrace1]

One asked me if I wanted a Coke refill. And I said something, "Yes, thanks sweetheart."

She came back with the Coke and I said thanks, and she said, "You're welcome sweety."

I had a good time. I should try being like that more often.

You should..... You seem to be the flirty type so I dont see why you should have no problem finding some dates....