Deep Thoughts

[maggiegrace1]

"The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then I told myself, 'Go ahead, do whatever you want, it's ok by me.'"
Jack Handey

 

[maggiegrace1]

If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?! Jack

 

[e4ymod]

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

 

[e4ymod]

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

 

[maggiegrace1]

Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions' and it you got a diffrent 'impression' so what, can't we all be brothers?

 

[CaptainMichael]

"Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture."-Jackness

 

[CaptainMichael]

"He was a spy, all right, and he knew it. He would walk into a room and people would go, "Who is that guy, a spy?" He'd laugh to himself, maybe pull out his gun and show it to the person, to kind of impress him (but not to show off). Sometimes spying was dirty work. Sometimes he'd kill a guy, then paint a clown face on his face. Nobody said he had to do that, but he did it anyway. So, dirty work. "-Handey, Jack Handey

 

[maggiegrace1]

“I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having ______.” JACK

 

[maggiegrace1]

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.Jack Handey
Good night Michael.. Hope you got home ok.....

 

[CaptainMichael]

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.Jack Handey
Good night Michael.. Hope you got home ok.....

I made it, but it was a battle. It took me an hour to get out of Baton Rouge:fork: I definitely wasn't in any condition to sit in traffic. I haven't slept since Tuesday morning, and I moved everything out of my dorm by myself. To top it all off the a/c in my truck still doesn't work well, I had just finished running around trying to get everything done...it was miserable. But, now I'm home and Katharine survived on American Idol! Happy times ahead.

 

[maggiegrace1]

I made it, but it was a battle. It took me an hour to get out of Baton Rouge:fork: I definitely wasn't in any condition to sit in traffic. I haven't slept since Tuesday morning, and I moved everything out of my dorm by myself. To top it all off the a/c in my truck still doesn't work well, I had just finished running around trying to get everything done...it was miserable. But, now I'm home and Katharine survived on American Idol! Happy times ahead.

Glad you got home ok ....Katharine did survive but barely.. we can just hope...You are so close to me its crazy.. and right by my parents...... Well get some sleep and I hope this summer is good for you.. Lets pray for no more HURR....(you know whats). Sleep good and Sweet dreams.....Gorgeous man :kiss: ....

 

[maggiegrace1]

If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl. JACK HANDEY


Why do they have to be so funny...

 

[CaptainMichael]

If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, I think a good name for him would be Carl. JACK HANDEY


Why do they have to be so funny...

CARL! *chokes with laughter*

 

[CaptainMichael]

Sleep good and Sweet dreams.....Gorgeous man :kiss: ....

:kiss:

I should have went to sleep a while ago....I'll pay for it in the morning:brick:

Ok...:snore:

 

[CaptainMichael]

“I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having ______.” JACK

How could anyone disagree with that?

Oh yes, sleep...

 

[maggiegrace1]

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you. JAcK

 

[maggiegrace1]

"Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail." Jacky handey

 

[CaptainMichael]

"Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail." Jacky handey

I'm beginning to think that Jack is a closet Disney fan....all the more reason to like him!

 

[CaptainMichael]

"I read that when the archaeologists dug down into the ancient cemetary, they found fragments of human bones! What kind of barbarians were these people, anyway? "-Jackness

 

[maggiegrace1]

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast. JACK

**LOL** Soooo Funny