Darrel's Pants

JBSLJames

New Member
Not one to be a Party-pooper (no pun intended for those in the rear of the pants), but I am starting to get worried about Darrel. It is getting to the point that his pants have blocked out the sun in Cincinnati and things could only get worse. I now recommend a daily removal of items from Darrel's pants. Be sure to remove only what you brought. We do not want anyone accused of stealing now, do we?
 

MerHearted

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by JBSLJames
Not one to be a Party-pooper (no pun intended for those in the rear of the pants), but I am starting to get worried about Darrel. It is getting to the point that his pants have blocked out the sun in Cincinnati and things could only get worse. I now recommend a daily removal of items from Darrel's pants. Be sure to remove only what you brought. We do not want anyone accused of stealing now, do we?

What's this about removing stuff from Darrel's Pants? I don't think we've ever thought that out. :lol:
 

Wilt Dasney

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by MerHearted
*bottle still never points to BJ* :lol:

Vince, I'm not sure you should speak my name while we're all in Darrel's pants, lest someone misconstrue it.

Just to be on the safe side, I'm gonna change my name to Mssr. Weenie N. Bunghole.
 

figmentmom

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by JBSLJames
Not one to be a Party-pooper (no pun intended for those in the rear of the pants), but I am starting to get worried about Darrel. It is getting to the point that his pants have blocked out the sun in Cincinnati and things could only get worse. I now recommend a daily removal of items from Darrel's pants. Be sure to remove only what you brought. We do not want anyone accused of stealing now, do we?

Absolutely NOT, the Visa bills stay right there in Darrel's pants, right where ALL bills should be! You're the best, Darrel!:D
 

nikechic

New Member
Originally posted by Wilt Dasney
This just in: the nation's water supply is temporarily cut off, as every male in the Western Hemisphere just took a cold shower.

Poor poor boys...cool off

I am not worth it
 

garyhoov

Trophy Husband
Originally posted by MerHearted
What's this about removing stuff from Darrel's Pants? I don't think we've ever thought that out. :lol:

Darrel's a good boy. Nothing ever comes out of his pants.:lol: :lookaroun
 

barnum42

New Member
Originally posted by nikechic
I guess I will just make out with myself
Being ever the chivalrous English Gentleman I shall participate in this act you so quaintly call “making out”.
*Checks breath for freshness and reports to Nikechick for duty*
 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Ya know... I was thinking... Darrel's pants does not have a radio station.. and its hard to get a good signal from other stations outside of Darrels pants.

Sooooo that being said... I would like to introduce you all to:

"95 K-PANTS"! "Classic Rock... that really rocks... Darrel's Pants! 95.1 FM"


new_tower_300.jpg


I'll being doing the afternoon drive show, as well as fill the roll of Program Director/Station Manager.

Now I need to find a good morning show and people to fill the other day parts! If you want a gig, let me know ASAP!

Also I will need some traffic people for the "K-Pants-95 Traffic Chopper":lol: :lookaroun :sohappy:
 

figmentmom

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DMC-12
Ya know... I was thinking... Darrel's pants does not have a radio station.. and its hard to get a good signal from other stations outside of Darrels pants.

Sooooo that being said... I would like to introduce you all to:

"95 K-PANTS"! "Classic Rock... that really rocks... Darrel's Pants! 95.1 FM"


new_tower_300.jpg


I'll being doing the afternoon drive show, as well as fill the roll of Program Director/Station Manager.

Now I need to find a good morning show and people to fill the other day parts! If you want a gig, let me know ASAP!

Hmmm...tempting...any specific perks with these jobs?
 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by figmentmom
Hmmm...tempting...any specific perks with these jobs?

Yeah... you get to raid the prize closet... and drink on the stations dime while on remote broadcasts....

:lookaroun (Not that I have ever done those things) :lookaroun :lol: :p
 

Wilt Dasney

Well-Known Member
Can I break in and read the news every 30 minutes?

"There was a major leak near the rear of the pants today, but officials assure us that the situation is now under control and no leaks are expected for at least the next 24 hours. Now for a preview of this weekend's big matchup between the Pockets and the Zippers..."
 

DMC-12

It's HarmonioUS, NOT HarmoniYOU.
Originally posted by Wilt Dasney
Can I break in and read the news every 30 minutes?

"There was a major leak near the rear of the pants today, but officials assure us that the situation is now under control and no leaks are expected for at least the next 24 hours. Now for a preview of this weekend's big matchup between the Pockets and the Zippers..."

:lol: Thats good!!! Congrats! You are now K-PANTS News Director! :lol: :sohappy: :sohappy:
 

Register on WDWMAGIC. This sidebar will go away, and you'll see fewer ads.

Back
Top Bottom