Darrel's Pants

[tigsmom]

Oh, but I thought we were all civilized here... :lookaroun

Uhmm.... we are partying in Darrel's pants remember? :lol:

 

[dandaman]

^Touche. Not really civilized in the first place.

No, what we need is some fine Chardonnay.

 

[tigsmom]

^Touche. Not really civilized in the first place.

No, what we need is some fine Chardonnay.

A fine Chardonnay?

*checks your profile* You have not yet reached the legal drinking age.

*takes all the Chardonnay*

 

[dandaman]

A fine Chardonnay?

*checks your profile* You have not yet reached the legal drinking age.

*takes all the Chardonnay*

So what? I'll be responsible enough. :lookaroun

 

[dandaman]

The following now reside in Darrel's pants:

- four as yet unpacked suitcases from vacation

- assorted sea shells, sand & needless touristy t shirts

- Rhode Island

- Las Vegas

- churro cart

- Menda alcohol

- around 300 old discovering algebra books

- DJ HAL 9000 computer

- a greyish-purple car

- snow cone

- a barrell of Margaritas

- Python roller coaster

- copies of Montu, Kumba and BGT

- whipped cream pie w/ choc. chips

- Empire State Building

- Roy Disney

- Red Bull & cigarettes

- "Newman"

- leftover Peeps and Cadbury eggs

- scuba gear

- Michael Eisner's Disney stock

- moose

- old green screen monitor, 50 MB harddrive with 10MB memory and barely internet capable computer

- broken PDA

- fusion powered laptop with new card game program

- flashlight with a broken bulb and a deck of cards missing one of each

- mini fridge with parmesan subs, Pepsi ad Coke

- USF's Hard Rock Cafe

- Cheeto crumbs

- disco lights and DJ

- Clay Aiken

- jukebox

- Taco Bell

- The Fonz

- Joanie and Chachi

- The General Lee

- Daisy Duke

- Wendy’s

- Chili’s

- The Queer Eye guys

- The cast of Full House

- Chick-Fil-A

- Entenmann's Low Carb goodies

- extra large container of indigestion tablets

- carnival

- David Spade in a mullet

- mountain of dirty laundry

- Visa bills

- Disney VISA bill, car payment & phone bill

- a jar of cocktail onions, vermouth (dry), and Gin

- Starbucks Coffee

- K-PANTS 95.1 FM

- cell phone tower

- Dairy Queen

- Arby’s Oven Mitt

- used tissues

- John Deere mower

- the entire Caribbean

- The Great Movie Ride

- Voyage of the Little Mermaid

- some fresh Dole Whips

- Tower of Terror

- Residential Street

- Snow White: The Musical

- Blue Man Group

- KaTonga

- Lion King

- bouncy castle

- Satellite Uplink and 120 channels of commerical free music

- secret shipment of borrowed C squared

- Aladdin

- Pleasure Island

- Church Street Station

- Ybor City

- New Orleans

- a case of penicillin

- Mall of America

- pool table

- Freaky Room

- the comfy chair and a small shrubbery

- new monorail system, Mark VII

- movie theater with DVD projector full of Monty Python T.V. shows and Movies

- the Spanish Inquisition

- the Disney Magic

- Imagination

- ride-on tractor

- hospital and fire department

- Doppler Radar

- empty police department, with some Disney security

- Natural gas power plant

- seeds from an entire Watermelon

- Shrek’s swamp

- Kingdom of Duloc

- Bennigan’s

- Bender from Futurama

- Hulk Hogan puppet

- a bear behind

- Blockbuster Video store

- Gallo Video

- Santa Claus

- Dr. Smith

- Beaker

- WDWMagic Paparazzi

- Mickey Ice Cream Bar

- Blizzard Beach

- Stevie Nicks

- 20,000 leagues lagoon and ride building

- Typhoon Lagoon

- Adventure Island

- refurbished River Country

- Big Bird

- a big bulldozer load full of Marshmallow fluff

- bulldozer full of peanut butter

- water tower

- escalator to nowhere, the highspeed rail that never ends, the bathroom that is invisable, and epcot center from the simpsons

- Tuck Everlasting and Scotch tape

- Simon Cowell

- Barry White

- Orlando Bloom

- Bill Nye the Science Guy

- Movieco Theatre

- courthouse for public records, including deed to the shirt

- ice cream, bananas, whipped cream, hot fudge, carmel, sprinkles, starwberries, pineapple, gummi bears, oreos, m &ms, marshmallow topping, and a cherry

- USF School of Music

- The Fry Kids

- a truck full of cellphones set to "Vibrate" all containing the same phone number

- Tampa's city hall, Capital hill and Tallahassee's governer mansion

- a new public library

- a fat Webster giving you the "Hang Loose" sign

- the entire state of Alaska

- a huge parking lot and a large lagoon of water, with a ferry taking you to Disneyland

- Douchka

- a theater full of star wars movies, 4-6, and 1-2... with a secret theater showing the never ending preview of 3

- collection of Star Trek and Stargate SG-1 DVDs

- A new monorail transportation, running on natural gas power plant near alaska

- civil engineering books, calculator, and physics notes

- cookies

- New Performing arts theater

- american pie cafe

- Fox Broadcasting

- Weird Al

- Doughnuts and coffee

- a new shop with the latest fashion for summer, swimming, and anything else

- Jean-Sebastian Giguerre

- a replica of St. Pete times forum

- Justin Guarini

- new beach and perfect artificial sun

- even newer shop full of latest swimsuit styles

- magician to wave a magic wand and give figmentmom the perfect swimsuit body

- Eurovision Song Contest

- tricked-out Segway

- Ryan Seacrest

- Rachel Ray

- Ali G.

- chocolate wedding cake

- Kingdom Hearts II

- PS2 for playing Kingdom Hearts I and II

- John Mayer

- empty nachos container

- air conditioning and cleaning services

- Ben Browder from Farscape

- Paris and Nicole

- Avenue Q

- Chinese buffet

- YUM Tai

- Stitch's Great Escape

- barbecue grill

- Michael Jackson

- Spamalot

- Victoria’s Secret

- PayPal

- chimpanzee

- Washington Monument

- Febreze

-Tasmanian Devil

- Double Whopper Combo

- even more cake

- bananas

- Johnny Depp/ Willy Wonka

- chapstick

- cow

- more cookies

- Cookie Monster

- Rowan Atkinson



And there you have the ultimate Darrel’s Pants Archive.

…So, where’s my pie?

EDIT: Items that have been shoved down Darrel's pants since this original post:

- a couple of Cubans

- a community college

- Darth Vader

- Disney's Electrical Parade, Dreamlights, Spectromagic (combined)

- the English FA Premiership League

- more cowbell

- Ohio State Marching Band

- some Buckeyes

- sewing machine

- Michigan Wolverines

- football stadium

 

[AndyP]

I'm sure there's room in there somewhere..... :lookaroun

Nothing like an A380 for carrying all your stuff

 

[tigsmom]

When did we take a detour to Ybor City?

 

[lunalovegoddess]

Ybor city? *drops a few cubans down darrel's pants* smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

 

[dandaman]

^Aw, now I have to revise the Pants Archive.

 

[darthdarrel]

Ybor city? *drops a few cubans down darrel's pants* smoke 'em if ya got 'em!

No illegal aliens in my pants!

 

[Figment1986]

When did we take a detour to Ybor City?

Hey.. Some of us like Ybor... Not tampa's city hall is down there too..

wait I just remembered this..

(Shoves Community College..to go with school of music...)

What.. I needed a palce for my college work..

(Shove.. Busch Gardens Tampa.. minus Sheikra.. Darel cannot benifit from that ride..)

 

[tigsmom]

Hey.. Some of us like Ybor... Not tampa's city hall is down there too..

wait I just remembered this..

(Shoves Community College..to go with school of music...)

What.. I needed a palce for my college work..

(Shove.. Busch Gardens Tampa.. minus Sheikra.. Darel cannot benifit from that ride..)

I'm not complaining, I like Ybor City!

*takes Darrel's pants to the Columbia Restaurant*

 

[pat in the hat]

*toss*

Watch those light sabers!

 

[lunalovegoddess]

*faints*

 

[darthdarrel]

*toss*

Watch those light sabers!

OOOO SITHLORDS! :lol:

 

[Figment1986]

Shove*Disney's electrical parade.. and Dream lights.. and spectro magic.. combimned into one long parade... thats also super bright....

 

[Captain Hank]

LoL Darrel, with all that stuff in your pants, I'm surprised you fit through the door to to the Disney Store yesterday!

 

[darthdarrel]

LoL Darrel, with all that stuff in your pants, I'm surprised you fit through the door to to the Disney Store yesterday!

Can you beleive it and everyone was quiet! Maybe because they were content being that they were in the Disney store! :lol: :wave:

 

[Number_6]

I want some sports down here, so I'm shoving the English FA Premiership League down Darrell's Pants:

GO MANCHESTER UNITED!

 

[dandaman]

I know what Darrel's pants need...

MORE COWBELL!

*shove*