Dark PerGron's Manor of Mysteries [Hype Thread] {Sign Ups}

Lord Fozzinator

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Well color me interesting​
 

PerGron

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Last night was the Critic's Choice Awards and I didn't catch them because I don't have Cable or CW. With that, I had made my predictions and went to check and figured I'd share the results alongside my results like I did for Golden Globes (I did even better than that show.)

Best Picture- Oppenheimer
Best Actor- Cillian Murphy (Oppenheimer) [Paul Giamatti Win]
Best Actress-
Emma Stone (Poor Things)
Best Supporting Actor- Robert Downey Jr. (Oppenheimer)
Best Supporting Actress- Da'Vine Joy Randolph (The Holdovers)
Best Young Actor/Actress- Dominic Sessa (The Holdovers)
Best Acting Ensemble- Oppenheimer
Best Director- Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer)

Best Adapted Screenplay- Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer) [American Fiction Win]
Best Original Screenplay- David Hemingson (The Holdovers) [Barbie Win]
Best Cinematography-
Hoyte van Hoytema (Oppenheimer)
Best Production Design- Sarah Greenwood & Katie Spencer (Barbie)

Best Editing- Yorgos Mavropsaridis (Poor Things) [Oppenheimer Win]
Best Costume Design-
Jacqueline Durran (Barbie)
Best Hair and Makeup- Barbie
Best Visual Effects- Oppenheimer
Best Comedy- Barbie
Best Animated Film- Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Best Foreign Language Film- Anatomy of a Fall
Best Song- "I'm Just Ken" (Barbie)
Best Score- Ludwig Goransson (Oppenheimer)


So in the end, out of 21 categories, I got 17 correct. I'm gonna bat 1000 at The Oscars!
 

PerGron

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I have a new park idea based on the shared mythological concept of lost cities. The lands are based on 6/7 of the continents: North America, South America, Europe, Africa, Asia, and Australia and the Pacific Islands. Each continent will have 2 “cities” from either mythology or history. The historical ones will have added mythology to make them blend in with the mythological ones. North America will have Cibola, an Ancestral Pueblo cliff dwelling rumored to be filled with gold and treasures, and Aztlan, the ancestral homeland of the Aztecs. South America will have Manoa, a lost Chibcha city of gold located on Lake Guatavita in Colombia ruled by a man covered in gold dust named El Dorado, and Paititi, a lost Inca city in the jungle. Europe will have Atlantis, a submerged Greek settlement in the Mediterranean, and Buyan, The Russian Island Of The Winds submerged under the Baltic. Africa will be home to Zerzura, a Moroccan citadel hidden in the Sahara desert where all the buildings are white, and the Lost City Of The Kalahari, a San tribal settlement in South Africa lost to the sands of the Kalahari Desert. Asia will have Shambhala, a Tibetan kingdom of eternal peace hidden within the Himalayas, and Iram Of The Pillars, an ancient Nabatean city located deep within the Wadi Rum desert. Australia and the Pacific Islands will have Hawaiki, the ancestral home island of the Māori, and Nan Madol, a Pohnpeian city that just recently emerged from the sea's depths built by twin wizards. The Main Street/Hub will be the Lost Continent Of Mu, based aesthetically on ruins found in Cambodia, India, Thailand, Indonesia, Tonga, and Micronesia.
You should check out the Lost Kingdoms park from 1986 a few years ago. Easily one of my favorite projects I've been a part of and features a few of your selections like Zerzura and Buyan as well

 

cdunlap

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You should check out the Lost Kingdoms park from 1986 a few years ago. Easily one of my favorite projects I've been a part of and features a few of your selections like Zerzura and Buyan as well

This is amazing! I love it! In fact, I believe this to be peak Armchair Imagineering, right up there with Talokan from the What If…? comp! https://sites.google.com/view/d23-presents/home
 
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Architectural Guinea Pig

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You should check out the Lost Kingdoms park from 1986 a few years ago. Easily one of my favorite projects I've been a part of and features a few of your selections like Zerzura and Buyan as well

My gosh the entire project seems endless and peak armchair imagineering (12 PEOPLE worked on this 😱). Was this a one-week prompt for a competition, or is it like a forum project?
 

PerGron

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My gosh the entire project seems endless and peak armchair imagineering (12 PEOPLE worked on this 😱). Was this a one-week prompt for a competition, or is it like a forum project?
This project was a full game run by @TheOriginalTiki and @mickeyfan5534 a few years back. Each round was one land, so everything you see is made up of many rounds.
 

TheOriginalTiki

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No real significance, as far as I know. The first season was 1984 and 1986 was a natural progression from that. Not entirely sure why we skipped 1985 though.
The first season was named 1984 after Big Brother, and we skipped to 1986 for the sequel in honor of the year the original Tomorrowland was supposed to take place in.
 

TheOriginalTiki

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Going live at the top of the hour for our Oscar nomination reactions!


My initial thoughts

-Diane Warren getting nominated for "Flaming Hot" is priceless haha
-Not surprised that Blackberry got nothing, but a bit let down.
-Genuinely surprised that Saltburn also walked away with a goose egg.
-Even more surprised that Napoleon walked away with several below the line nominations
-My heart genuinely broke for Dominic Sessa and Zac Efron
-THANK GOD Danielle Brookes actually managed to make it in, because besides her Color Purple was snubbed HARD
-Of course Godzilla Minus One is up for NOTHING besides visual effects...
-Napoleon getting into production design over Asteroid City and Asteroid City also getting a goose egg
-May December got hosed HARD in the acting categories.
-Really happy that Anatomy of a Fall got in as much as it did. The editing nomination was particularly inspired.
-Similarly glad for The Zone of Interest getting some above the line stuff, though my quest to actually see the movie still remains unfruitful.
-Killers of the Flower Moon remains my golf clap "I respected it but I didn't actively enjoy watching it" pick of the season.
 

TheOriginalTiki

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Going live in an hour with a special Musical themed edition of Disney Debates


1. Which Musical Disney film should have received a stage adaptation?
2. Who was the best Disney songwriter or songwriting team?
3. What is the worst use of a licensed song in any Disney film?
 

DisneyManOne

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Interesting video just dropped from DSNY Newscast.



I never thought of this theory before, but I will admit that it does make a lot of sense when you think about this way.

For the TL;DR, Jack claims that Tiana's Bayou Adventure will make sense in Frontierland if you look at the attractions in both Frontierland and Liberty Square charting the history of America's westward expansion. Liberty Square, naturally, marks the early days of America in 1776; Country Bear Jamboree marks the year 1796, the year when Tennessee became a state, and Jack backed this claim by pointing out that according to the movie, Grizzly Hall is in the fictional Tennessee town of Pendleton; the NOLA-set Tiana's Bayou Adventure naturally marks the Louisiana Purchase; and Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, with its influence from Bryce Canyon and Monument Valley, marks the Mexican Cession of 1848, when both the Utah and Arizona Territories became part of the country.
 

PerGron

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2024 is off to a terrible start for movies, but a great start for me trying to get to a full 365 new releases this year (it's the challenge my friends and I issued to each other). For January, I'm behind the ideal 31, but not far enough I cant catch up with some double features here and there. In January I caught 24 new releases, so here they are ranked.

Note: Some of the movies had limited runs in theaters last year, but for the purposes of the challenge, my friends and I determined a "2024 film" as any film that gets a wide release in the states. If we see a movie in a limited run from this year, it counts, but any movie from last year that didn't get a wide run also counts. Anyway, here we go.

#24- Foe
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Paul Mescal and Saoirse Ronan in a sci-fi film about clones set in the rural USA in the near future where neither of these VERY IRISH actors are allowed to have their accents and instead force American ones. Absolutely terrible movie too.

#23- Land of Bad
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Even though it's not out until February, I caught this one because of a Regal Mystery Movie and it's just a terrible bro war movie that didn't need to be made nor seen.

#22- The Windigo
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I was really hoping for an interesting wendigo horror movie and this one (with an all-indigenous cast) seemed like it could at least be interesting... It was not. Easily one of the least likeable protagonists I've seen in a long time and felt like it came right off the SYFY channel.

#21- The Bricklayer
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Easily one of the most forgettable movies I've seen. Had a few decent action moments, but I mean it when I tell you I saw this on January 15th and have already completely forgotten 99% of what happened.

#20- Night Swim
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January horror is notoriously really bad, and Blumhouse has been really hit or miss recently too, so I wasn't expecting much, but I was still disappointed.

#19- Destroy All Neighbors
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If January horror is notoriously bad, January horror comedies are notoriously atrocious. Still, I had a lot of respect for the prosthetics, puppetry, and other effects, I just couldn't get behind the lead or the story. Of these bad ones though, it's the one I'd recommend checking out the most.

#18- Role Play
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Kaley Cuoco is not believable as a globe-trotting assassin and her and David Oyelowo have zero chemistry. I'm not a fan of rom-coms usually, but I'd rather this movie have stuck to being a rom-com than whatever it devolved into.

#17- Spring Lakes
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More January horror schlock with a bad lead performance, but at least here some of the cinematography was cool and one of the cult members was clearly having a blast being absolutely insane, so that brought a little enjoyment.

#16- BitConned
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My first movie of the year dropping on Jan 1, this was a really mediocre true crime documentary about a crypto scam that unfortunately ignores the fact that crypto is, inherently, a scam.

#15- Justice League: Crisis on Infinite Earths Part One
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I'm not a DC fan and I have barely watched any of the DC animated films so I was out of the loop here, but at least it's a better The Flash than The Flash (2023).
 

PerGron

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(Cont.)

#14- Beautiful Wedding
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I know I just said I don't like rom-coms, but this was a date night movie so it wasn't really my choice (she didn't want to go see The Beekeeper again). Either way, it's got some funny moments, but it's a super toxic couple and I was actively rooting against them the whole time.

#13- Founders Day
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A self-described "political slasher" this is one of those movies I can see some Reddit fedora-wearing guy say is "deep" and "dismantles the system" but is really just kind of a way worse Scream without any of the clever satire and abysmal acting.

#12- Lift
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A super generic heist movie that literally flashes "the hacker" across the screen in the year of our lord 2024. That being said, it's easily the most tolerable Kevin Hart role in a long time.

#11- The Underdoggs
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Quite literally a rated r beat-for-beat recreation of The Mighty Ducks, Champions, or Next Goal Wins but with more cursing and weed. Snoop is charismatic though and I do have a soft spot for underdog sports movies.

#10- The Kitchen
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This was a solid-enough dystopian sci-fi movie with Daniel Kaluuya making his directorial debut, but by the end of the year, this is gonna be really forgettable and in the middle of the pack.

#9- The Book of Clarence
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This didn't know if it wanted to be a Biblical satire like The Life of Brian or a biblical epic like Ben Hur and instead, ends up flopping around like a fish for a while before ending. It had some laughs and I love LaKeith Stanfield, but man, this one was a letdown.

#8- The Seeding
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This is indie horror done right. It's by no means a great movie, but it has creepy vibes and decent enough acting. My big issue is it sets up a premise with feral children keeping a guy captive but really doesn't deliver as much feral children as I wanted. It's like a The Hills Have Eyes mixed with a Children of the Corn but if neither the mutants nor the children were in it for more than like 15 minutes.

#7- I.S.S.
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I wanted to love this movie, the trailers had me hyped, but unfortunately, the intrigue doesn't last all that long and turns more into a pretty generic disaster film where it loses steam. Still visually impressive though.

#6- Self Reliance
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Nick from New Girl directing and starring in a movie opposite Anna Kendrick that is produced by The Lonely Island sounds like it should be laugh out loud funny, but instead, it's a fun premise with some chuckles but is maybe a bit long and doesn't deliver exactly what I wanted. Still a decent enough time.​
 

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