D-Tech Princesses. Fail Souvenirs?

[FettFan]

The same technology that allowed The Empire Strikes Back fans to freeze themselves in a slab of carbonite is now being used to create custom Disney Princess figures.

The results have been....really, really weird....

What say you?

Personally, I'd be tempted to put them in Tower of Terror's library. Add to the creepy.

 

[PUSH]

Rather weird....

 

[Figgy1]

The same technology that allowed The Empire Strikes Back fans to freeze themselves in a slab of carbonite is now being used to create custom Disney Princess figures.

The results have been....really, really weird....

What say you?

Personally, I'd be tempted to put them in Tower of Terror's library. Add to the creepy.

Oh no too creepy for ToT

 

[Jillie Fish]

wow yea....way to creepy for me. I can see these not doing...well.

 

[GMRO]

Sooo, "your own" face on a princess figure?

EWWWWWW!

 

[EOD K9]

Good concept, bad execution.

 

[EOD K9]

If you really want something scary, how about a male on a princess body. Can they deny you based on gender?

 

[Britt]

Lol!!! Ok, yeah that's a little weird for sure!!! I mean, cute idea, but like @EOD K9 said, really bad execution.

 

[Gonzo79]

Agree. Very creepy,but prolly will be very popular.

 

[blm07]

Snow White looks like Frollo and or Lord Farquaad. There I said it.

 

[DisneyPrincess5]

I'm confused. Are their faces supposed to be made from an image of a child? Like a personalized thing? Because they look nothing like the princesses.

 

[Figgy1]

I'm confused. Are their faces supposed to be made from an image of a child? Like a personalized thing? Because they look nothing like the princesses.

Supposedly !!!!

 

[Cosmic Commando]

The thing that has always worried me most about these is that these are the "best case" figures that they felt were the right way to sell this to the public. Your results may vary.

 

[rsoxguy]

If you really want something scary, how about a male on a princess body. Can they deny you based on gender?

No.

 

[Jo DeVil]

I second all of those, they are creepy looking, they freak me out!
I feel sorry for the fathers out there who know it looks wrong but their little princess really wants one! Not only will they be hugely out of pocket. They will have the freaky thing looking at them forever......

 

[FettFan]

I'm confused. Are their faces supposed to be made from an image of a child? Like a personalized thing? Because they look nothing like the princesses.

Yeah. That's the idea. It started with Star Wars Weekends, where D-Tech facial technology would put your face onto a "Han Solo in Carbonite" action figure.

It was called "Carbon Freeze Me" and was hugely popular among the SWW crowds.

So Disney took the next logical/horrible step, disregarding both the fact that teen and adult Star Wars fans are more far more likely to purchase $100 a pop novelty action figures than parents of Disney Princess fans, and the fact that realistic flesh colored plastic is guaranteed nightmare fuel for your trip to Uncanny Valley.

 

[Monorail Lime]

Pure nightmare fuel.

 

[copcarguyp71]

Disturbing to say the least!