Trip Report Completed: SUCCESS!! I did NOT get locked out of our room naked again! Boardwalk Villas June 2015

Hey all!

Well, I am back. Sigh.

Yep, I'm playing a good game of "last week at this time".

Last week at this time, I was on the veranda of the California Grill watching Wishes. (It is 10:11 as I type this)

Tonight, I am sitting in my sweltering 90+ degree apartment in NYC procrastinating putting my air conditioner in the window. Does anyone have a time machine I can borrow? I prefer last week instead.

We had a really absolutely amazing trip, and there is not too much drama in it, so I hope I can make this interesting somehow.

Before I start, let me address the elephant in the room about getting locked out of the room naked.

Yes, that happened. In 2013. Luckily, no photographic evidence exists, but what happened is that it was a day with a lot of cocktails. We saved and sprung for concierge, and the wine up there was flowing like the River Jordan.

We went back to the room and I hurled all my clothes off and threw myself into the bed.

Cut to several hours later.

I woke up. The room was pitch black. I had no idea where I was, or, to clarify, my mind was not yet awake at 100% functionality. I stumbled through the darkness toward the bathroom, following a pattern that matched my own NYC apartment. Unfortunately, there is a different pattern at Disney hotels, and I quickly opened a door and said "woaaahhh - noooo!!!!" - and as soon as I said that, the door behind me slammed shut, and I was locked out of the room, naked.

It was such a ridiculous, surreal situation. There was nothing to be done, so I just huddled there by the door like Gollum and eventually Phil came back to the room.Let's just say that I was in the doghouse for the rest of the trip.

But that is soooo 2013. There is no getting locked out naked in 2015. So, onward!

June 4, 2015:

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Our plane was on time! No issues.

Phil had to go buy some reading materials, which left me some time to take a non-selfie-stick-selfie
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Soon we were in the sky. I made Phil do a selfie with me against his will.

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Yeah, well, no one looks that good when you do a selfie. Anyway, we flew the friendly skies to Orlando and when we got there, Quicksilvertours was freaking incredible. They picked us up, gave us a 30 minute grocery stop, and then deposited us at the Boardwalk Villas.

We had done pre-check in. We had a standard view one-bedroom Boardwalk villa. I did not expect anything but that, but when we got there, a check in hostess grabbed us and spent 20 minutes on a phone and then told us "Good news! You have been upgraded to a renovated room!!"

Hurray!!

And so here is the video of the renovated room. I am sorry that my phone ran out of gas toward the end, so this ends unexpectedly:




I cannot believe the room we got. I never wanted to leave. But we had to. So we went and explored the pool:

Here is Phil, looking very happy:

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and here I am:
What the heck was I thinking wearing an orange tee-shirt - -- ----this theme will come up again and again:
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Well, it was time to go to a few fast passes in EPCOT before going to our $300 dinner at the California Grill.

Let me back up briefly.

We are NOT rich at all. The results of the Boardwalk stay is the result of saving for about a year, and as for California Grill, I figured out that we were not getting out of there for under $300, so we put $20 a week in an envelope until it reached $300 and then we had it! That might seem a bit tragic to some, but it made the California Grill amazing for us rather than a situation where we were trying to figure out how to pay.

So anyway, prior to the trip, I went shopping for some new Disney clothes, and anyone who knows me knows that i am fashion incompetent. But I specifically was looking for a California Grill outfit.

Everyone here always complains about badly dressed people so I wanted to do what I could to make sure i was dressed for a fireworks dinner in the clouds.

The day before the trip, I went shopping, and I somehow thought this shirt was good.

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wow, this looked great on the mannequin but on me, it looks like Carrie White exploded!!

Here is the tasteful outfit
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that Phil decided to wear:


So on we go. We rode a few rides in the future section of EPCOT and then it was time for our $300 dinner at California Grill:

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Cali was just great. Here is Phil standing in front of 10,000,000 bottles of wine as you
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walk in:

Well, it just said I'm not allowed to upload anymore files to this message (limit of 10) so I'll get back to this soon.

Coming soon - dancing in an empty Boardwalk dance-hall, a pretty underwhelming Trader Sams, a Rebel Hangar that had no rebels in it, an Ohana that was awesome, and a drink around the world that was as awesome as always.
 

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MinnieM123

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As usual, your TR about your visit to Epcot had me in stitches. I can't imagine how you and Phil drank so much and still remained standing. ;) Buddy, I drink as much in a full year, as you do in just one day! When I visit Epcot, I like to roam around the countries, watch the performers, and browse in the shops. (Oh, by the way, I actually liked the long kimono robe that Phil tried on.) I love the Mitsukoshi Dept. Store at Japan because they have some nice items for purchase. :)
 

BuddyThomas

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As usual, your TR about your visit to Epcot had me in stitches. I can't imagine how you and Phil drank so much and still remained standing. ;) Buddy, I drink as much in a full year, as you do in just one day! When I visit Epcot, I like to roam around the countries, watch the performers, and browse in the shops. (Oh, by the way, I actually liked the long kimono robe that Phil tried on.) I love the Mitsukoshi Dept. Store at Japan because they have some nice items for purchase. :)
Thanks so much and I'm embarrassed to say that the drinking pictures are not quite done yet. Will post the rest of the drink a thon tonight. Our livers basically crawled out of our bodies and ran screaming for the door at the end of that night.
;)
 

BuddyThomas

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Part 7 - I think?? Losing track....

So let's just pick it up right where we left off, which was, errr, umm, I think France?

Then this dialogue happened:

Buddy: Hurray, it's time for England!

Phil: We're skipping that because we already had it as the first drink of the day.

Buddy: Aww, who remembers that long ago. Let's go to the bar!

Phil: If you want to stay conscious through the Tony Awards, that is not a good idea.

Tony Awards, Disney what???!!????

Okay let me back up for just a second. To remind you from the pre-trip report, I work in the theatre business, and the Tony Awards are always something we try to catch because I am involved in some of the shows on the awards telecast.

We had originally had a dinner reservation at Chefs de France for 6PM, which theoretically would have put us back in the room by 8PM for the telecast on CBS, but then Phil came up with the idea that we should go to one of the Boardwalk restaurants and do take out. We would then take it back to our insanely incredible villa and have it there by the tv. Hmmmmm. Nothing wrong with that. Plus, extra drinking around the world time.

So........here is the extra drinking around the world time. First, Phil decided to have an audience with a princess:

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That's how you avoid a character line people!
;)


Then this happened:

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Look, I'm feeding attitude for some reason. "What, you talkin' to me?" I was probably mad because Phil was telling me it was time to start thinking about heading back to the room, and I was like "Over my dead, liver-less body". Not before we reach Canada. Which we did. And then Phil decided to take up with this pack of bears:

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And once Phil was done with his flirt festival, it was the very sad time to buy the last drink of the day (but not the night!)

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We went over to the falls to drink them....

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Yep. I'm gone. I look like I am trying to fold myself into myself or something. So I asked Phil to please get on the phone and call our livers to ask them to come home. He was happy to oblige:

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Hmm. I've just realized that this is like those slide shows that would sometimes happen back in the prehistoric days when I was young and dinosaurs roamed the Earth, and you would go to someone's house, and they would load a slide projector up and show you all their boring vacation photographs, and by photo 30, you were ready to slit your own throat.

I hope no throats were slit by the posting of these photos, although Phil is promising to slit mine for posting that Kimono photo of him.

;)

As I said in the beginning, this was a really drama-less trip, so hopefully it is not too dull.

Anyway, this seems like a good enough place to stop, since it is the last EPCOT pic, and shortly, I will let you know what happens when two drunken lunatics try to watch the Tony Awards at the Boardwalk Villas after drinking around the world, and then some.
 

BuddyThomas

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Part 7.5 - Post drink around the world - the aftermath

This is the true story of what happens when two drunkity drunk drink around the world people try to order take out and watch the Tony Awards. (This is not going to be as exciting or funny as I'm hinting, just fyi.)

First, you have to leave EPCOT, and walk to the Boardwalk. And stop walking!!! Time for a picture:



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Next, you have to go order take out. But from where?

ESPN? There was a line out the door.

Flying Fish? Yeah right, I'm going to spend $200.00 to eat fish out of a Styrofoam container.

Big River Grille and Brewing Works? Hmm. Sounds like a plan. Sold!

We went to the front check in desk and asked if they did take out. They did!! We were told to go to the bar and we could have a drink while our meal was prepared. Uh-oh.

So........we went to the bar. Phil ordered a blackened mahi mahi sandwich and a salad. and for reasons that i still do not understand to this day, I ordered this insane chicken Alfredo pasta thing that might as well have come with a free heart attack. It was nothing but fatty goop. And I ate every bite of it. But I am getting ahead of myself. While we were waiting for the food to be prepared, they asked us if we wanted a drink.

Ummmm...


Errrr.......

Welll, we just drank around the freaking world, so of course we don't want a drink, do we?

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I'm not innocent either. I had one too.

And then the food came, and then we went back to the room.

I keep meaning to post this picture, specifically for those of you who say Disney is going down the tubes. Okay. I swear to you that this room service tray was sitting in the hall the day we got there, and it stayed there without being removed for four out of the five nights that we were there. I was so bombed that I finally remembered to take a picture of it, and here it is for your viewing pleasure:

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And by now, it was five minutes until 8PM, so when we got to the room, we pulled the round kitchen table in front of the gigantic television set in the living room of the villa, and after I got done b*tching about why the hell did I order Chicken Alfredo and it was going to clog every artery in my body and blah blah blah blah, and after I ate every single drop of it, we got to watching the Tony Awards, which, to be perfectly honest, are not even exciting for someone in the business. It is usually a really dull telecast, and so, can you guess what happened next?

After a day of drinking around the world, supplemented by a Big River Grille and Brewing works beer, and a glass of Tony Awards champagne with dinner (Oh, I didn't mention that? Oh yeah. We went there, people!)

Well, anyway, this happened:

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Hey, what the hell is Phil doing with my phone??? Grrrrr.......

But since he decided that he was Annie Liebowitz and he was going to do a photo session, note the bottle of champagne on the table. Those little things next to it are salt water taffy left by Mousekeeping each day.

Also note the bright light outside on the balcony. That was not under our control. There was no way to turn that off and it stayed lit until around 2AM each night (or morning, if you prefer).

But I am not complaining at all. We paid for a standard view room. And our view was anything but standard. Which Phil discovered when this happened right outside our balcony:

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Look, I know we drank enough alcohol to kill a herd of wild elephants, but it was an incredibly fun day from beginning to end. And how many of those do you get in life? Not so many, I would say. So while I regret the Chicken Alfredo and passing out halfway through the Tony Awards and missing the fireworks entirely (that we did not even know we got!!!), I honestly would not change a thing from that day. It was just purely incredible.

Coming soon (and not tonight, sorry): Blizzard Beach, some Boardwalk fun, and Via Napoli for our final dinner.

Thanks again to everyone for reading and for the likes.
 

catmom46

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Dull? You talkin' to me? How can you say two drunken lunatics are dull??? :rolleyes:

But in all seriousness (ahem), Phil courting Aurora, your 'tude, Phil and the bears (LOVE IT), you folding yourself into God knows what (perhaps channeling a bit of Arthur a la Dudley Moore as seen below?), and Phil's phone action shot, how can you say this trip has been dull?? Anything but my good sir!! :inlove:

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catmom46

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All I can say (other than part 7.5 IS as funny as hinted) is that the woman in the background at the Big River bar does look a bit fearful for her life… :oops:

Oh, and you look adorable passed out on the couch! Good thinking on Phil's part to document it. :cat:
 

BuddyThomas

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All I can say (other than part 7.5 IS as funny as hinted) is that the woman in the background at the Big River bar does look a bit fearful for her life… :oops:

Oh, and you look adorable passed out on the couch! Good thinking on Phil's part to document it. :cat:
LOL, thanks.
 

UnhealthilyObsessed

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Color me impressed!

Question: how many hours was drinking-around-the-world spread out? When we went in November, my BF and I tried to squeeze it into like 3-4 hours and failed miserably. We missed two countries and started sharing drinks by China. Pathetic. Now we know to make a full day of it. :hilarious:

Another question that's been bugging me since this trip report began: is referring to "gay days" actually frowned upon on this board? Do you really have to merely make allusions to red shirts? What is this, the 50's?

Love this report! Only mildly jealous that it's gotten much more traffic than mine. ;)

PS - I'll be making my insanely improbable Broadway debut this fall. Maybe you'll be working on the same show!
 

Figgy1

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Color me impressed!

Question: how many hours was drinking-around-the-world spread out? When we went in November, my BF and I tried to squeeze it into like 3-4 hours and failed miserably. We missed two countries and started sharing drinks by China. Pathetic. Now we know to make a full day of it. :hilarious:

Another question that's been bugging me since this trip report began: is referring to "gay days" actually frowned upon on this board? Do you really have to merely make allusions to red shirts? What is this, the 50's?

Love this report! Only mildly jealous that it's gotten much more traffic than mine. ;)

PS - I'll be making my insanely improbable Broadway debut this fall. Maybe you'll be working on the same show!
I'm sorry to hijack this thread for a bit. @UnhealthilyObsessed last trip I started at noon and made all the way around. Just snack and drink water in between and you should be ok. There's magic in those Disney drinks! Hijack over
 

BuddyThomas

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Original Poster
Color me impressed!

Question: how many hours was drinking-around-the-world spread out? When we went in November, my BF and I tried to squeeze it into like 3-4 hours and failed miserably. We missed two countries and started sharing drinks by China. Pathetic. Now we know to make a full day of it. :hilarious:

Another question that's been bugging me since this trip report began: is referring to "gay days" actually frowned upon on this board? Do you really have to merely make allusions to red shirts? What is this, the 50's?

Love this report! Only mildly jealous that it's gotten much more traffic than mine. ;)

PS - I'll be making my insanely improbable Broadway debut this fall. Maybe you'll be working on the same show!
Congrats on the show!!

We started at about 12:30 and finished up just around 7.

As to the gay thing, they are a bit wacky about that on here. If you post any thread about gay days, the mods delete it or lock it immediately, claiming that "those threads always go downhill quickly". Meanwhile, we are allowed to argue about liquid cheese on the chit chat board for pages and pages. Oh well, what can ya do?
 

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