I know this whole thread is a troll thread, but I do want to mention why swearing at a theme park is not ok.
If you have kids, you get this, and if not, you don't, but what happens when an elementary schooler learns a word of cuss is that they say it, loudly, in class and then there be consequences. Detention, lines, phone calls, apologies, etc. So, yea, not your freedom of speech to use the C word in an any location likely to be packed with kids.
Fun fact, even the word "crap" is a bad word in elementary school. Consequences for that one too. ...learned that the hard way as I was at fault for thinking that was a good soft word of cuss. Nope. Wrong. D'oh!