Wayne Brady:
100 episodes of Whose Line, lord it changed my life
It gave me financial security, for myself & my wife
So thank you ABC and Warner Brothers you're my friend
Cause if it wasn't for Whose Line I'd be on UPN
Drew Carey:
Well today, it was our 100th show
It's been really fun - great dontcha know
Let me just tell you something, even though it's been a blast
All you folks who have been watching Friends, you can kiss my ______!
Colin Mochrie:
100 episodes of Whose Line where are names being called
100 episodes of them, saying that I'm bald
Does it hurt the friendship, can it stand the test?
Yes, it can, cause I'm hung the best
Ryan Stiles:
Colin says he's hung the best that I just can't see
I've known him for a long time, and it cannot be
He's says he's got a big , but that's not a lock
Cause I have to tell you right now mine's tucked in my sock
All: Mine's tucked in my sock!
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Greg Proops:
I went up to Drew's house, because he's getting married
He's gonna be married to the girl that'll be Miss Drew Carey
He said there'd be a stripper, and there was, and it was scary
Cause when the stripper came out, it was Drew Carey!
Drew Carey:
Had a bachelor party...took off our clothes
It was pretty wild...heaven knows
I was embarrassed...when I went to tip her
Turns it my mother...was the stripper!
Colin Mochrie:
I went to a bachelor's party, I really had a ball
Boy, I consumed an awful lot of alcohol
In fact, it was really bad, in fact, in spelled my doom
'Cause when I awoke, I found I'd married the groom!
Ryan Stiles:
My friends threw me a party, I knew that I was sunk
We stripped right down, all night long, got really drunk
Dancin' with my naked friends, boy, that's the life!
As a matter of fact...to Hell with my wife!
All: To Hell with my wife!
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Wayne Brady:
Who knew that when I moved into my house
My new neighbor would be such a louse
He's just like Jar Jar Binks cause he is always Wuuuuude
Peeking in my window when I'm break dancing nude
Denny Siegel:
I once had a neighbor living there was really hard
I used to find legs and arms buried in my yard
My husband said honey, you really should be calmer
But I said it's your fault when we moved next to Jeffrey Dahmer
Colin Mochrie:
Parties with drunks and naked girls are happening next door
There is an awful racket, it's shaking up my floor
Theres in and out and things are happening I know I shouldn't grouse
But boy I hate living, next to the White House
Ryan Stiles:
I really hate the guy who lives next door to me
I wish he'd move real far or so I couldn't see
People running naked, it's really really scary
But I guess thats what you get when you live next door to Drew Carey
All: Next door to Drew Carey
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I haven't had time to go through all of them but I like those so far :lol:
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