Calling all "RYANS"

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Erika

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I'M SAWRY MAW-MA

I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOOOOOOOUUUUUUOOOUUUU (howl like hound dog)

I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY, BUT TONIGHT

I'M KLEENIN' OUT MY CLAW-ZIT
 
PrincessAli

PrincessAli

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Originally posted by Erika
I'M SAWRY MAW-MA

I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOOOOOOOUUUUUUOUUUU (howl like hound dog)

I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY, BUT TONIGHT

I'M KLEENIN' OUT MY CLAW-ZIT
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you are ready for the redneck, white trash trailer park.....

(hey....:( I live in a trailer park! :lol: )
 
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Erika

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Originally posted by PrincessAli


you are ready for the redneck, white trash trailer park.....

(hey....:( I live in a trailer park! :lol: )
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LOL- nothing wrong with that! My mother-in-law is thinking about one of those down the road. Then John can say, 'HEY!!! MY MAMA LIVES IN A TRAILER!"
 
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Erika

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John heard me singing and now he is in the bathroom:

"I'm sorry toilet! I never meant to hurt yoooouuuuuoooooouuuu! I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleanin' out my colon!"
 
PrincessAli

PrincessAli

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Originally posted by Erika
John heard me singing and now he is in the bathroom:

"I'm sorry toilet! I never meant to hurt yoooouuuuuoooooouuuu! I never meant to make you cry but tonight I'm cleanin' out my colon!"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm actually laughing at that!!!! that was GREAT!!!!! tell him that is hilarious!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
 
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Erika

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Originally posted by PrincessAli


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm actually laughing at that!!!! that was GREAT!!!!! tell him that is hilarious!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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He's full of those :rolleyes:
That's my John- a laugh a minute :lol:

Actually Gary reminds me a lot of him.
 
WDWFREAK53

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2 trailer park mullets go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside

Guess whos back, back again/ Freaky's back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Brian no more they want Freaky I'm chopped liver
well if you want Freaky, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of peeps mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on the Ryan and Freakulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problem's complicating
So the FCC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on M-A-G but it feels so empty without Freak

Now this looks like a job for Freak so everybody just follow Freak
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without Freak

Little hellions Ali's feeling rebellious
embarrassed, that Gary still listens to Elvis
they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "ANG!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got Spidey swingin' on webs
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my car you ask for me?
Well I'm back fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions Freak
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for Freak?

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this Freak's at it. Gary and Darthdarrel you can get your chest licked
worse than them little Ang and Dawnettes, and Spidey
you can get stomped by Gary, you 36 year old web swingin' lollipop licker
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, give Freak the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Dan turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the post just seems, everybody only wants to discuss Freak
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just Freak I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without Freak
 
darthdarrel

darthdarrel

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Originally posted by WDWFREAK53
2 trailer park mullets go round the outside/ round the outside, round the outside

Guess whos back, back again/ Freaky's back, tell a friend/ Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back/ Guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Brian no more they want Freaky I'm chopped liver
well if you want Freaky, this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of peeps mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
when I'm rocking the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm back, I'm on the Ryan and Freakulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problem's complicating
So the FCC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on M-A-G but it feels so empty without Freak

Now this looks like a job for Freak so everybody just follow Freak
cuz we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without Freak

Little hellions Ali's feeling rebellious
embarrassed, that Gary still listens to Elvis
they start feeling the prisoners helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "ANG!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got Spidey swingin' on webs
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my car you ask for me?
Well I'm back fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions Freak
here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for Freak?

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this Freak's at it. Gary and Darthdarrel you can get your chest licked
worse than them little Ang and Dawnettes, and Spidey
you can get stomped by Gary, you 36 year old web swingin' lollipop licker
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, give Freak the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Dan turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the post just seems, everybody only wants to discuss Freak
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just Freak I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without Freak
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:hurl: :rolleyes: :o
 
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