Originally posted by garyhoov
Hi, I'm Gary. You may recognize me as your former Miss USA. I lost my crown due to some bad publicity involving naked circus tricks with peanut-picking West Peruvian peasants. After that I spent some time in the zoo's breeding program, helping to keep the aardvark population strong with my special patented Hoov genes. I was fired after a time when it became evident that the rhinos were also beginning to sport funky Hoov characteristics.
Do they grow peanuts in Peru?