Calling all "RYANS"

[Tramp]

Originally posted by MKCustodial


Now this is just WRONG!

awww...c'mon...don't ...I'm gonna start too if you don't stop


...hey, ya know what happened to me today....I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose.

 

[Maria]

Tramp that thing about Santa is very interesting! I think it is true! Anyone else agrees?

 

[TURKEY]

Originally posted by Tramp


awww...c'mon...don't ...I'm gonna start too if you don't stop


...hey, ya know what happened to me today....I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said, "If I tell you, it would defeat the purpose.

I need help.

 

[TURKEY]

Originally posted by Tramp
This is the ONLY reason why I'd like to be Santa for just one Christmas....

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I think Santa has relations with the bad girls on the roof while the reindeer watch. :dazzle:

 

[TURKEY]

Using your imagination, that's what adventure is all about.

 

[MKCustodial]

Originally posted by turkey leg boy


I think Santa has relations with the bad girls on the roof while the reindeer watch. :dazzle:

That's even MORE wrong!

See, Tramp, your Santa story made me !

 

[TURKEY]

Originally posted by Tramp
Hey Ryan....I gotta joke for ya....

Question
Why did the chicken cross the road?



MOSES:
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Moses can't remember any more.

 

[TURKEY]

Originally posted by MKCustodial


That's even MORE wrong!

See, Tramp, your Santa story made me !

But you'd be :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy: if you were Santa.

 

[Maria]

guys, you are all making me

 

[NowInc]

I plan on doing some serious posting here tonight kids...so be here to keep me company..ok?

 

[Maria]

I´m all yours...

 

[NowInc]

Originally posted by Maria
I´m all yours...

Oh baby..thats what i like to hear

 

[The_CEO]

Originally posted by NowInc


Oh baby..thats what i like to hear

Gets a bucket
........................{_}

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by NowInc
I plan on doing some serious posting here tonight kids...so be here to keep me company..ok?

...promise you won't be TOO serious so I can keep up with ya....I haven't done any deep thinking in years....:lol: :lol: :lol:

( I know, I know, I know what he meant)




...I can tell there's gonna be a lot of tonight....let's hope the innuendo police are on vacation.

 

[NowInc]

Its gunna be a real tear jerker i tell ya....

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by Maria
I´m all yours...

You keep that up and Santa will definitely visit YOU this year....bad girl....:lol:




oh.....

 

[NowInc]

*eats his ramen noodles*

..yep....you heard me...

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by NowInc


Oh baby..thats what i like to hear

:kiss:

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by Tramp


You keep that up and Santa will definitely visit YOU this year....bad girl....:lol:




oh.....

really?? :sohappy: :sohappy: :sohappy:

Will be the first time.... I´m emotional...

 

[NowInc]

Originally posted by Maria


:kiss:

Ooo la la