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Brazilian Bikini Wax

hcswingfield

Active Member
STR8FAN2005 said:
Uhhh, unfortunately, you are wrong. Body hair is no longer safe on either gender.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some of us like a little "texture" here and there. Just not so much that it looks like that Dreamfinder Mickey on the other thread! :lol:
 

Master Yoda

Pro Star Wars geek.
Premium Member
disneytati said:
I don't like them either, they are just too small. But American bikinis seem weird to me. They just don't match my Brazilian body...
OK, I'll be the dumb one here :p ...What is the difference between an American and a Brazilian bikini? I'll use my imagination on the wax.
 

hcswingfield

Active Member
MouseMadness said:
*looks at Gary from corner of eye*

Uhh.... I think body hair is perfectly wonderful on men. *nervous laugh* :lookaroun

:lol:

No need to be nervous. It's the guys who shave their chests, legs and arms who make me nervous, (unless they are open about being female impersonators or something like that.)
 

garyhoov

Trophy Husband
MouseMadness said:
*looks at Gary from corner of eye*

Uhh.... I think body hair is perfectly wonderful on men. *nervous laugh* :lookaroun

:lol:

Yeah, you better say that . . .


. . . or else I'll post photos of a furry muffin top that will have you waking up screaming for years to come.:lol:
 

darthdarrel

New Member
MouseMadness said:
*looks at Gary from corner of eye*

Uhh.... I think body hair is perfectly wonderful on men. *nervous laugh* :lookaroun

:lol:
Hmmm Lets experiment on Garhoov!
anyone up for giving Gary a Brazillian body waxing? :lookaroun :lol:
 

disneytati

New Member
Original Poster
Master Yoda said:
OK, I'll be the dumb one here :p ...What is the difference between an American and a Brazilian bikini? I'll use my imagination on the wax.

American bikinis are larger on the top than Brazilian ones, which makes it really hard to find something that fits us. And the bottom part... well... the Brazilian bikini makes like a "v" on the back, and the American one goes like a big "u". American bikinis are, thus, more "decent" than Brazilian ones, cause they cover everything, while most of Brazilian bikinis show your whole butt. That's why I don't wear them. But American bikinis look weird to me, this "u" shape looks really odd. So right now, I just don't have a bikini. I will try to buy an American one, maybe wearing it there in the USA wouldn't be so weird. The only times when I wear them are when I go to Florida!!! (yeah, I live in Rio de Janeiro and I don't go to the beach... :hammer: )
 

Dukeblue1016

New Member
STR8FAN2005 said:
This thread is worthless without pics :lookaroun ..............

just kidding :lol:


yeah I gotta say I entirely agree...

I mean we all now are excited to see how well these bikini waxes work... ya know and how the after pictures (once the chicken skin look goes away) just to see whether its worth it to ya know... tell our girlfriends or something to give it a try....



Plus I never knew the difference between Brazilian and American bikinis... but after knowing I think production on all american bikinis need to stop at once and make it a law that only brazilian bikinis can for now on be produced...




:p

kiddding kiddddding....


well maybe not about the bikinis... :lookaroun
 

CAPTAIN HOOK

Well-Known Member
Master Yoda said:
What is the difference between an American and a Brazilian bikini?
Brazilian Bikinis are found grouped together on rails in the shops, they tend to barge the others out of the way to get to the front
 

Dukeblue1016

New Member
CAPTAIN HOOK said:
Brazilian Bikinis are found grouped together on rails in the shops, they tend to barge the others out of the way to get to the front


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


ooooohhhhhhhhhhh man i love it!!!

Ya know how when you're alone, or especially at work you RARELY laugh at loud? like even if something is hysterical, you laugh very hard, but like to yourself... ohhhh man I just let out a tremendous chuckle within my cubicle...

That was fantastic though, just fantastic!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

disneytati

New Member
Original Poster
CAPTAIN HOOK said:
Brazilian Bikinis are found grouped together on rails in the shops, they tend to barge the others out of the way to get to the front

When I get my American citizenship (one day, who knows... gotta keep dreaming) I will be able to laugh at these jokes. They are funny, but right now.. Well, I still fit into the "brazilian" category.
 

MouseMadness

Well-Known Member
disneytati said:
When I get my American citizenship (one day, who knows... gotta keep dreaming) I will be able to laugh at these jokes. They are funny, but right now.. Well, I still fit into the "brazilian" category.

Awww, don't let them bother you. :(

How goes the quest for American citizenship? :wave:
 

Dukeblue1016

New Member
disneytati said:
When I get my American citizenship (one day, who knows... gotta keep dreaming) I will be able to laugh at these jokes. They are funny, but right now.. Well, I still fit into the "brazilian" category.


im sorry, its nothing against you, or anyone... it was a bit overboard maybe, so i apologize making it a bigger deal



lets get back to the talks about brazilian bikinis and pictures and such :)
 

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