Some bird took a dump on my car this morning. Seriously, while I feel bad that this happened to this woman (if true), the fact is birds are EVERYWHERE and Disney should not be held responsible for this. Some people expect their visits to WDW to be perfect, but the reality is things can happen, such is life. I've had my fair share of "bad experiences" there (mostly with other annoying idiot guests).
Remember when Fabio got hit by a bird while riding a roller coaster somewhere?
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