No, but I darn sure know my favorite color!It could have been an unladen swallow that hit her. Anyone know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Well, geese can be very mean - it's why farmers have used them as guard dogs, and why a good friend refused to visit a relative on their farm until her kid was about 6 and understood "stay away from the geese" - but how do you get them up to head level? Nipping her hands or toes or ankles, sure.
Since it was near the Polynesian I’d say neither, but perhaps it was carrying a one pound coconut.European or African ?
This could have been done better. We need to practiceSince it was near the Polynesian I’d say neither, but perhaps it was carrying a one pound coconut.
Perhaps the damage was done by the coconut the bird was carrying.It could have been an unladen swallow that hit her. Anyone know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
^ Now a Disney property lol.
How funny! There were tons of posts along the same lines, but this one is just so darned original. A chipmunk gave you a dirty lookI had a chipmunk give me a dirty look once.
My feelings were hurt... do I get a lawyer?
My head got grazed by a flying duck at Disneyland once. I guess I stood up in its path- we were sitting looking at the Rivers of America and I had just stood up. I just checked my head, laughed and went on. I guess I should have sued.
Someone who has been dumbed by a severe brain injuryWho suffers "severe brain injuries" and sues for only $15k?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/bird-attack-disney-world-leaves-075008575.html
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...-injury-lawsuit-orlando-florida-a8934321.html
A woman suffered severe brain injuries after she was attacked by a bird at Disney World, according to a lawsuit.
Lisa Dixon was allegedly left with a traumatic brain injury and herniated discs in her neck after the animal struck her in the head at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida in May 2017.
Her lawyer likened the force at which the bird struck her to being hit in the head by a baseball.
It is not clear what breed the bird was.
The woman, who is in her 30s and from nearby Celebration, Orlando, has filed a lawsuit at Orange Circuit Court, where she is seeking unspecified damages in excess of $15,000 (almost £12,000), according to The Associated Press.
It accuses Disney of failing to properly warn visitors of the dangers seasonal nesting birds pose, among other allegations.
The incident reportedly happened as Ms Dixon walked along a dock at Polynesian Village Resort where visitors can take a boat across the Seven Seas Lagoon to the Magic Kingdom or another resort, the lawsuit said.
That may be giving the bird too much credit. My guess is this wasn’t the start of the dumbingSomeone who has been dumbed by a severe brain injury
Geese can fly, they just take the overland route to irritate humans.Well, geese can be very mean - it's why farmers have used them as guard dogs, and why a good friend refused to visit a relative on their farm until her kid was about 6 and understood "stay away from the geese" - but how do you get them up to head level? Nipping her hands or toes or ankles, sure.
No case...hats and long hair aren’t protected classes. If the bird only attacked grey hair you might have a case for discrimination since the elderly are a protected class, but then again my hair started going grey in my 20s so the bird may be able to beat that rap tooI was at Cedar Point yesterday and there was a seagull sitting above the exit of Gatekeeper that would swoop down on people and pull their hair. Should there be a lawsuit against Cedar Point since they have no signs about aggressive birds? Also, a discrimination case against the bird as it only attacked those people with no hats and longer hair (it did bother not those with buzz cuts or baldness).
Register on WDWMAGIC. This sidebar will go away, and you'll see fewer ads.