Dear lord, I have let so many opportunities pass over the years, waiting for the perfect opportunity for the reply that will follow in the next post. The worst, and I mean THE WORST was the f-ticket ride thread. This reply would be so perfect for that thread, but I maturely deemed it too offensive. However, I would awake in the middle of the night at our bedroom desktop, starting to reply to the thread, drenched in sweat, only to have all the maturity pheromones that have made me the bestest of all the mods kick in and cause me to not take advantage of the opportunity. However, the titular query of this thread is perfect. Still funny, yet not so offensive as to cause the magic powers that be to delete all the awesomeness. Finally, I will take the opportunity and release the reply and have that tense spot in my upper back go away.