Figment is a much better merch mascot than he ever was an attraction host. The voice. It's just SO unbelievably obnoxious.
They made everything about the character obnoxious in the new versions of the ride.
Scratch that, they made everything about the ride obnoxious.
Figment was a better sidekick to Dreamfinder than foil / takeover host to Eric Idle.
Dreamfinder might not still work at this point but the ride was so much better when
it wasn’t obnoxious.
The original wasn't about figment and a quality replacement shouldn't be, either.
They over-corrected by taking his complete lack of existence beyond the queue video and making the ride
all about him.
I understand that 22 years ago, they were trying to figure out how to fix the mess they made with the first redo that had almost no budget with a fix that would also require no budget but they've had
over two decades to correct their mistake.
This could be a people-eater again
and help move more purple merch to an even bigger audience if they went back to what this pavilion was supposed to be about and if they didn't want to go full-on Inside-Out overlay to do it, there are (IMHO) better and cheap ways.
I mean, why was the Epcot preview not set up in the outdated and abandoned looking downstairs Imageworks area instead of at the Oddessy?
Wouldn't the creative development of the Epcot park fall under the category of imagination and creativity? An exhibit "sponsored" by Imagineering?
Why isn't the upstairs a STEM Imagineering playground or even just a place where they set up some mothballed junk from Imaginerring behind ropes or plexiglass to show off like the way they used to have the bird animatronic in One Man's Dream?
Heck, the ride could just be a series of half-finished disparate Imagineering projects with a little narration discussing the power of imagination and creativity talking about how they build these parks and tooting their own horns.
They could sell their own Imagineering/Figment branded
Kiwi Crate (style) projects to take home or subscribe to*
SYNERGY - you make the world go 'round!
It's
so simple and the whole thing is just sitting there so underutilized.
... "One Little Spark" could be the name for a series of Imagineering shorts discussing their process or showing off things like the Baby Groot animatronic we'll never see in person, on Disney+ if they needed to make this a media tie-in to get an executive's attention.
There is IP sitting right there just waiting to be mined for this now IP-centric business that would work with new guests
and park purests and would still work with the mess they've made this park - no multi-billion dollar acquisitions even needed.
It's maddening.
*I'm sure Kiwi would be among at least half a dozen companies who would love to partner to cash in on a license like that who already have a full infrastructure to support it in place.