Attraction Quotes Questions

Chickapin Chick

Chickapin Chick

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Buford said:
- Yes, it's a glorious, three-hour finale.
- You've got a minute and a half.
- [Gasp]
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HA HA! I love that part. While all Disney theme park dialogue is very clever, I think MuppetVision is one example that makes me genuinely laugh out loud.

There are also clever bits of dialogue that jungle skippers use when the boats are backed up, or when they need to fill dead air. I always preferred to use this one: "Ladies and gentleman, when the boat arrives at the dock, please be sure to bring your children with you when you exit. If you do not, they automatically become Disney property, upon which we will ship them to 'It's A Small World,' bolt their little feet to the floor, and force them to learn that song in thirty-five different languages."
 
natalia1681

natalia1681

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Chickapin Chick said:
There are also clever bits of dialogue that jungle skippers use when the boats are backed up, or when they need to fill dead air. I always preferred to use this one: "Ladies and gentleman, when the boat arrives at the dock, please be sure to bring your children with you when you exit. If you do not, they automatically become Disney property, upon which we will ship them to 'It's A Small World,' bolt their little feet to the floor, and force them to learn that song in thirty-five different languages."
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I have never heard that before. That is HILARIOUS!!:lol: Some of the best quotes I've ever heard are on the Jungle Cruise.:D
 
Chickapin Chick

Chickapin Chick

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natalia1681 said:
I have never heard that before. That is HILARIOUS!!:lol: Some of the best quotes I've ever heard are on the Jungle Cruise.:D
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Isn't it, though? I do wish I could take credit for it. However, I overheard another skipper using it in his spiel, and so I inserted it into mine. It's even funnier if you start singing "un pequeno el mundo es" to the passengers.
 
MagliteL13

MagliteL13

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Chickapin Chick said:
Isn't it, though? I do wish I could take credit for it. However, I overheard another skipper using it in his spiel, and so I inserted it into mine. It's even funnier if you start singing "un pequeno el mundo es" to the passengers.
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Yeah, we had some skippers from Argentina, Brazil, and Peru for a while. One of them would sing small world in three languages. I think my favorite line I've heard was actually not at Disney, but at Rhino Rally at Busch Gardens.

"If you look to your left you can see a bunch of pink chickens on stilts!" (Flamingos)
 
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mkepcotmgmak

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Jungle Cruise (while waiting to approach the dock to exit...from boats being backed up)

"Thanks again! You all made my second trip out on the boat a pleasurable one. I'm not really allowed to talk about my "first" experience. All I can say is the collision involved the United States Military and a Disney popcorn stand...............
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and release....

"there were kernels (colonels) everywhere!"


HILARIOUS!
 
pintraderpayee

pintraderpayee

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wild01ride "The boys in the back are called the macaws...[Because of their claws said:
...no, because they're macaws!"

DD has three Disney CDs with songs from attractions, shows, and movies with a lyrics booklet and the wording is "The boys in the back are kamikaze....[because of their claws]...no, because they're macaws." I would like to know which wording is correct. DD and I always thought it strange that they would use the word "kamikaze" which means divine wind in Japanese and suicide bombers! They pronounce it wrong as well. Anyone out there know?
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WDWCPF98

WDWCPF98

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Originally posted by Buford
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"Step out to your left, please. Please step out to your left. When the car stops, please step out to your left."
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Sorry but I've been trying to identify this quote for the past day. Is it from Test Track?
 
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mhowl

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I have my own screenprinting business. What's up with the shirts? Are there alot of people that wear shirts with quotes to DW? My family is going in June for the first time.
 
Slipknot

Slipknot

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pintraderpayee said:
DD has three Disney CDs with songs from attractions, shows, and movies with a lyrics booklet and the wording is "The boys in the back are kamikaze....[because of their claws]...no, because they're macaws." I would like to know which wording is correct. DD and I always thought it strange that they would use the word "kamikaze" which means divine wind in Japanese and suicide bombers! They pronounce it wrong as well. Anyone out there know?
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It is "called macaws."

Fantasmic!329 said:
Which attraction has "Please stand up before exiting."?
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Primeval(SP?) Whirl
 
FigmentJedi

FigmentJedi

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"I've invented these lean rails. They're for leaning. Please do not sit on the lean rails."
"I wish I could be an astronaut. I bet I can use Imagination to discover all kinds of new things!"
"I know this is probably your first flight and it's mine too..."
"Welcome to Stitch Kingdom"
"Come back here Mugsy!"
"It looks like my mother in law!"
And the most obscure line from the Haunted Mansion:
"Oh that's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"
 
SirGoofy

SirGoofy

Member
"It rained, and rained; the deluge."

"If it wasn't for us you'd be out there wallowing in shoulder high waste!"

Kermit-"Awww, why are you guys here?"
Stradler-"We entered a contest."
Waldorf-"Yea! We lost!"
 

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